Caption Boehner

[crosshairs]

Oh why didn’t I take over the produce store from Uncle Hermie instead of making a career out of politics. I coulda blamed the tears on the oninions.

[rovenstinez]

WHERED did I leave that Preparation H.

[Dallas59]

I bent over too much!

[GeronL]

I should have taken that job as the practice model at the proctology college... would have been less painful

[crosshairs]

Oooooooooh, that was a wet one.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

To quote a fellow FReeper:

Boehner: "I'll draw a line in the sand and wash it away with my tears!"

[MeganC]

“Obama made me cry!”

[Slyfox]

Is anyone besides me praying for this man?

[GeronL]

I should have taken that job as the practice model at the proctology college... would have been less painful

[Wiggins]

My you know what burns when I urinate.

[Joe Boucher]

Nope,
You’re the one and only

[RS_Rider]

“Shouldn’t have had that seventh Scotch for lunch.....gotta peeeeeeeee”

[Political Junkie Too]

Smoked Out.

-PJ

[MasterGunner01]

Boehner’s tidy whites are putting a major squeeze on his buns (because he's ‘nad-less).

[tennmountainman]

How long have u been praying for this man?

[Slyfox]

I pray for all our Republicans and have been actively since 1993, when Clinton got in office.

[bimboeruption]

Time to start praying for a viable Third Party.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin’
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You’re way on top now
Since you left me
You’re always laughin’
Way down at me
But watch out now
I’m gonna get there
We’ll be together
For just a little while
And then I’m gonna put you
Way down here
And you’ll start cryin’
Ninety-six tears
Cry
Cry

And when the sun comes up
I’ll be on top
You’ll be way down there
Lookin’ up
And I might wave
Come up here
But I don’t see you
Wavin’ now
I’m way down here
Wonderin’ how
I’m gonna get you
But I know now
I’ll just cry, cry, I’ll just cry

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin’
Too many teardrops for one heart
To carry on
You’re gonna cry ninety-six tears
You’re gonna cry ninety-six tears
You’re gonna cry cry, cry, cry, now
You’re gonna cry cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears c’mon and lemme hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears (whoo!) I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh-ninety-six tears cry cry cry
C’mon baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
Uh-ninety-six tears! Yeah! C’mon now
Uh-ninety-six tears!

[Terry Mross]

“Oh, Barrack! Get some K-Y Jelly!”