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Now Texas has gone a released a map of all gun owners!

Posted on 01/20/2013 12:50:18 PM PST by Red in Blue PA



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: Red in Blue PA

There needs to be a blue dot on Austin. It’s full of leftist freaks.


41 posted on 01/20/2013 2:48:35 PM PST by Patriot365
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To: patriot08; bunkerhill7
But no one in Galveston owns a gun? Nor Padre Island or Mustang Island?

You must have missed the story. All the gun owners were having a big "Guns and Boats" party and a large storm came up, capsizing all the boats, and all their guns AND ammo were lost in this tragic accident. ;-)

42 posted on 01/20/2013 3:09:14 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

All the coastal islands have withdrawn from the U.S. and formed their own seperate government, Their new Capitol is down at the Balinese. A couple of good ole boys with beards i heard.


43 posted on 01/20/2013 3:16:05 PM PST by Einherjar (What are they gonna do, cut my hair off and send me to Nam ?)
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To: Castigar

Even the communists and hippies in Texas own guns, though.


44 posted on 01/20/2013 3:24:06 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Marcella

“No, guns is one area that Democrats join Republicans”

True, except it has nothing to do with Austin. Heck, a huge percentage of the people living there weren’t even born in Texas. They are left coast and north easterners come here to “save” us backwards Texans. Every time you see some really stupid, screwball idea being pushed, the group behind it is almost always located in Austin.

If we reduced the population of that Austin to people that were actually born in Texas, it might be savable. Without some way to delouse it, it is hopeless.


45 posted on 01/20/2013 3:39:14 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: Springfield Reformer

Don’t forget the scorpions! Huge scorpions. And the hurricanes too. Look at what happened to Galvaston. You’re probably better off staying where you are in Illinois.


46 posted on 01/20/2013 3:39:55 PM PST by JCBreckenridge (Texas is a state of mind - Steinbeck)
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To: demshateGod

“Austin is the prettiest of your big cities though.”

Really? I live here and I think San Antonio is much better. Austin is ok, unless you want to actually carry your groceries in plastic bags.


47 posted on 01/20/2013 3:41:29 PM PST by JCBreckenridge (Texas is a state of mind - Steinbeck)
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To: Springfield Reformer

It gets hot for a few months, but the fall & spring are glorious...Houston almost doesnt have winters anymore...just a few freezes per yr lately.

I have seen tarantulas at the Oasis in Austin, but heat and tarantulas should not be enough to keep you and your wife away...

Our Governor just invited law-abiding NY’ers to come on down to Texas and bring their guns, so I bet he would welcome you too...


48 posted on 01/20/2013 3:41:52 PM PST by Former MSM Viewer
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To: Springfield Reformer

Wichita Falls, NW of Dallas. Boring town, but the 2nd most Conservative district in the country. Democrats know where they stand here.... :-D


49 posted on 01/20/2013 3:59:27 PM PST by Sporke (USS Iowa BB-61)
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To: eartick
If you ever see me suddenly zigzagging on the road, it's because I'm trying to hit a tarantula or a snake. Squealing breaks and backing up is definitely a snake.
50 posted on 01/20/2013 4:20:11 PM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Too funny. There’s an old joke truckers tell about a certain nationwide trucking company whose trucks are painted completely Orange in color, and how to tell the driver’s been with the company for awhile. The joke is about how the newly employed drivers are issued white trucks, and each time the driver “screws up” he/she gets an orange dot painted on their trucks.

It’s all in good humor. There are many jokes truckers tell about all the major trucking companies.

This thread reminded me of that old truckers joke.


51 posted on 01/20/2013 4:23:00 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Former MSM Viewer

Just don’t be bringing any of that libtard mindset with you. This is a conservative state.


52 posted on 01/20/2013 4:23:06 PM PST by Flyover Country ("Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie??")
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To: Red in Blue PA

I haven’t read the 40+ comments on this thread yet.

I can assure you that Texas does NOT have any idea of who ALL of the gun owners are (as implied by the headline)!

None of my guns were purchased after they began background checks/registration and that applies to many of the people that I know.


53 posted on 01/20/2013 4:24:30 PM PST by octex
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To: Red in Blue PA
LOL! Nice one!

I zoomed in on the pixelationess....


54 posted on 01/20/2013 4:25:17 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: octex

My earlier posting: “I haven’t read the 40+ comments on this thread yet.”

O.K. ... I learned that from now on I should first read the comments before posting! ...You got me!


55 posted on 01/20/2013 4:29:51 PM PST by octex
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To: I cannot think of a name

It’s the San Francisco of Texas, or as I like to call it Hanoi in the Hill Country


56 posted on 01/20/2013 4:33:22 PM PST by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: Flyover Country; Springfield Reformer

Flyover, I am already here...you must be referring to Springfield Reformer. He is in Illinois.

I take it that anyone who ‘gets it’ that their blue state govt is a dead end and wants to get the hell out of there has more than half a brain.

But Springfield Reformer, Flyover is right. Dont come here wanting to tell us how they did it up north. That doesnt cut it here...


58 posted on 01/20/2013 4:38:52 PM PST by Former MSM Viewer
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To: bgill

“Squealing breaks and backing up is definitely a snake.”

Or a lawyer?


59 posted on 01/20/2013 4:43:44 PM PST by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Nice.


60 posted on 01/20/2013 4:50:46 PM PST by cyborg (All grannies, All the time.)
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