Stephen King: NRA Should 'Clean Up Blood, Brains and Chunks of Intestine' After Next Massacre

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[Sub-Driver]

"One only wishes Wayne LaPierre and his NRA board of directors could be drafted to some of these [violent] scenes, where they would be required to put on booties and rubber gloves and help clean up the blood, the brains, and the chunks of intestine still containing the poor wads of half-digested food that were some innocent bystander

[Redcloak]

I wonder if Mr. King would be willing to help counsel a woman who has just spent hours being raped and tortured because she didn’t have access to a self-defense firearm.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

He also hates the military.

[RedMonqey]

Maybe congress should pass a law requiring that everyone who buys a Stephen King book go through a thorough background check...

Thanks a lot(signs)

Then not only will I have ATF knocking at my door I'll have the FBI, too.

What's next, the Librarian's Association looking for overdue library books? /s

[45semi]

"When he was run-over by a car several years ago I’m sure there was brain damage"

He was a big-time doper, coke, painkillers, alcohol, etc for YEARS.
His family had to force him into rehab.
His wife is the one with the cojones in his family. & the bigtime lib.
He just sits in his room & writes, she handles all the 'real-world' business.
From everything I have read about him, he's just parroting what his wife tells him to say.

[TigersEye]

King is just projecting his own fantasies.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Didn’t “Dream Catcher” have mushroom people from space?

[RedMonqey]

[and in Needful Things, the woman’s dog was brutally slaughtered...the dude ain’t right in the head]

Writers in general ain't right in the head.

Always working out the bugs in their life through a typewriter(now computer)

Plus anyone who volunteeringly locks themself in the confines of a room on a good sunny day is NUTS.

I don't care how much money one gets they are N_U_T_S !!!

[CatherineofAragon]

"Not long ago, when asked if he was going to turn another book into a movie, he famously replied, “What for? What am I going to do with another twenty million dollars?”

Well, then, he lied, because a miniseries adaptation of Under the Dome is coming out this summer. (I know it's not technically a movie, but still)....

[RedMonqey]

Yall come on down to Helmford Home.
We’ll be happy to see ya.

May hap's you is...

May hap's you isn't... /s

[C. Edmund Wright]

yes, I get it, you chose to analyze it in a sober manner, I chose to do it using the avenue of dry humor by way of aburdity to illustrate absurd. In other words, I was being a bit more creative to demonstrate his total lack of a point....and I’m sorry you missed it, but no one else did.

[RedMonqey]

.Didn’t “Dream Catcher” have mushroom people from space?

Thank you for reminding me. Yes it did!

It certainly had something from outer space.



Creepy alien spores.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

I remember seeing King on “Good Morning America” many years ago.

He made this comment, “I have the heart of a small boy and I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

[RedMonqey]

It’s a sad day for me because I just found out that Stephen King, one of my favorite writers, is a communist liberal jerk.

How many have you read? Cus once he had become a "known quanity" he allowed his liberal biases to creep, then saturate his works.

The only way I can get through his biases is by saying to myself "They're all jerks" and trudge on...

[Frank_2001]

“These whack-jobs are cowards. They don’t want a fight.”

YES!!! They are ALL punks who think waving a gun around makes them “tough”... you see what happens in store surveillance videos, as soon as the clerk fires BACK at them, they run like Olympic sprinters out the door!

[SunkenCiv]

Stephen King and his publisher(s) should be the targets of a class action lawsuit due to his fostering of mindless, pointless violence and witless, irrational superstitions in his readers.

Thanks Sub-Driver.

[GenXteacher]

I’m glad I’ve never actually bought one of his books, only borrowed them. I would also say to him as an NRA member that it is because of stupid people like him that I cannot have a gun present at work to make sure that if a madman comes to attack, I can deal with the problem.

[familyop]

There’s nothing lower than a misanthropic man.

[3Fingas]

He especially likes to make “religious zealots” some of his more evil characters.

This is a common theme through many of his books.

[Revolting cat!]

Yep, I hate all misanthropic people, doncha?

[familyop]

Heh...yep. King has a problem with heterosexual father figures, though, and always has.