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Sequestration strikes again!
Zarr Chasm Chronicle
| 3/23/13
| Keli Kilohana
Posted on 03/23/2013 1:59:42 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana
Due to sequestration, the snow storm scheduled for the mid-Atlantic states on Sunday night has had to be cancelled.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: sequestration; snow; storm; vanity
Who says you can't do anything about the weather?
To: Keli Kilohana
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posted on
03/23/2013 2:23:52 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
What’s up with that, Shibumi?
3
posted on
03/23/2013 2:32:52 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
To: Salamander
Try the veal.
Don’t forget to tip.
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posted on
03/23/2013 2:34:58 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Keli Kilohana
5
posted on
03/23/2013 3:39:40 AM PDT
by
mirkwood
(project gutenberg)
To: mirkwood
To: mirkwood
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posted on
03/23/2013 3:53:51 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
To: mirkwood
Subject: Sequester Package..
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Sequester Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a “Tax the Rich’ poster, and an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon
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posted on
03/23/2013 10:06:48 AM PDT
by
dearolddad
(/i>)
To: dearolddad
You, or the gubbmint, owe me a new keyboard, monitor and computer! Throw in a free cell phone for good measure.
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
03/23/2013 10:58:27 AM PDT
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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