Posted on 03/29/2013 8:16:47 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee
Is Austin ready to handle a nuclear missile attack?
Austin is one of four cities that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his generals have slated for destruction by long range nuclear missiles.
Austin is seen targeted on a chart labeled “US Mainland Strike Plan” in pictures released Friday by the state-run Rodong newspaper. The pictures of Kim and his top generals is supposed to be from and emergency meeting.
The state of Hawaii, Washington DC, and Los Angeles are also going to be taken down along with Austin.
Kim is apparently angry about U.S. stealth bombers doing a public fly over in South Korea this week. That muscle-flexing exercise was followed by Kim’s muscle flexing exercise.
Why would Kim target Austin? What did we do?
Perhaps Kim is jealous that he couldn’t get a comped badge for SXSW. Or maybe he has heard that Austin always makes the top of someone’s top 10 list, and he wants to take the city down a notch.
Austin’s best defense would be to pay Dennis Rodman to move into the W Hotel . Kim and Rodman are buddies. That might spare us from a nuclear holocaust.
The images are more than likely just your standard commie-prop, a staged meeting to show the North Korean people that Kim Jong-un is doing something other than playing video games and watching porn. . .
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I would suggest NK try a land invasion of Texas instead.
Nuking Austin would eliminate 2/3 of the liberals in Texas. I’m not sure the rest of Texas would much complain.
Why Austin? The residents there are the communist north’s supporters.
Maybe Kim’s an Aggie.
I’m hoping for a strike on DC when Congress is in session.
This concerns me a great deal. Since I live in San Antonio.
There won’t be any fallout drifting doen I-35 will there?
If not, then - Meh.
The other third are in Dallas.
They may be weird libs, but they are our weird libs.
See, there’s a silver lining in every cloud.
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Could they even accurately land one in South Korea? Texas is a-ways-away from there.
File that threat with the Iran Stealth fighter.
Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.
Great graphics.
Hey! Not all of Austin is bad. There a lot of good conservatives here.
Austin is a great city that is prospering. We may have some idiot libs here, but like someone else said, they are our libs. Besides its not up to N. Korea to punish our libs; we reserve the right to do that. ;)
“They may be weird libs, but they are our weird libs.”
Anymore I see a Birkenstock-wearing liberal as a greater threat to my country than North Korean nuclear weapons. If anyone wants to do anything to those people then I don’t plan on interfering. And I’m certainly not going to ever use my firearms to defend one of them.
lol. These are the same fools who conducted a test last year that turned out to be a dud over the China Sea. There is no way they will hit DC or Austin....Hawaii maybe if they do some serious improvements.
Lil’ Kim is just pissed off because he didn’t get invited to SXSW and missed the opportunity to eat at Franklin’s BBQ
I live in Lakeway...I can almost see Austin from my windows.
Trying not to panic here/sarc
“Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.”
Clearly, the Norks realize that Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio have better BBQ than Austin, thus they’re not on the list.
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