Posted on 03/29/2013 8:16:47 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee
Is Austin ready to handle a nuclear missile attack?
Austin is one of four cities that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his generals have slated for destruction by long range nuclear missiles.
Austin is seen targeted on a chart labeled US Mainland Strike Plan in pictures released Friday by the state-run Rodong newspaper. The pictures of Kim and his top generals is supposed to be from and emergency meeting.
The state of Hawaii, Washington DC, and Los Angeles are also going to be taken down along with Austin.
Kim is apparently angry about U.S. stealth bombers doing a public fly over in South Korea this week. That muscle-flexing exercise was followed by Kims muscle flexing exercise.
Why would Kim target Austin? What did we do?
Perhaps Kim is jealous that he couldnt get a comped badge for SXSW. Or maybe he has heard that Austin always makes the top of someones top 10 list, and he wants to take the city down a notch.
Austins best defense would be to pay Dennis Rodman to move into the W Hotel . Kim and Rodman are buddies. That might spare us from a nuclear holocaust.
The images are more than likely just your standard commie-prop, a staged meeting to show the North Korean people that Kim Jong-un is doing something other than playing video games and watching porn. . .
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Maybe Kims an Aggie.
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You must be a fellow Texan to come up with that one! ;-)
Geez, dude WASHINBGTON~!~! WASHINGTON Is where you want to hit..
Preferable when Congress is in session
Then go find yourself a nice comfortable hole to crawl in, because in about 20 minutes it is going to be your permanent home.
You know, this could work to our advantage.
Let’s send him a list of the worst libtard concentrations, the ones who are voting themselves the rest of the country’s money...
Can we put Ithaca on the list?
What’s wrong with DC?
Please someone paint a bulls eye on the roof of Nancy Pelosi’s house in San Fransisco with a taunt in Korean..Bet you can’t hit this.
Maybe they developed a Libuetron Bomb....sorta like a Nuetron Bomb but this one dessicates only liberals.
Yeah, but Austin would be a good start!
They're Aggie fans. I just knew it.
I was hoping you wouldn’t see this-—LOL!
I guess we will have to meet somewhere in between.......
Thank you Kimil un or whatever they call you.
Well, if Texas has to “take one for the team,” Austin would be the best choice. But maybe they could talk them into Houston instead.
We need to take the Texas out of mothballs in San Jacinto and shell the Hell out of them.
You people just don’t get it! He’s just as pissed as the rest of us because FGCU beat Georgetown and blew up our brackets. It is a rage that can never die!
Maybe they have been calling him Lil’ Kim and he just CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!
If any bombs land anywhere in Texas, Lil’ Kim better be prepared for the ass whuppin’ that will follow. If the US Navy or Air Force won’t get us there, I’m sure we can commandeer some shrimping boats and crop dusters to get some 3 million angry armed to the teeth Texans in there to administer some good old democracy building.
Dallas voted for Obama?
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