Posted on 05/13/2013 4:52:47 PM PDT by onyx
After enduring the longest weekend of his previously unchallenged presidency, Barack Hussein Obama Monday covertly solicited advice from two of his most publicly criticized political adversaries, George W. Bush and Mitt Romney.
Obama requested the meeting with Bush and Romney when his gaggle of hand picked aides failed to provide sound counsel after recent scandals with Benghazi and the IRS were forced into the liberal main stream media portraying the President as an emperor who was suddenly found to be wearing no clothes.
“President Obama was blindsided by his friends in the left wing news media, and felt betrayed by news reporters actually reporting the truth,” said a representative for White House press secretary Art Carney.
“Our legal team parses statements from the Obama administration very carefully, but it has become apparent that our evasive strategy is no longer working. The President needed help from people with experience being attacked by the media and who also know how to tell the truth, that’s why he contacted Bush and Romney.”
President Bush and Governor Romney, two men who were never treated properly by the Obama administration or the main stream media, were asked to meet with the President and explain how to handle adversity without being able to manufacture a birth certificate, bribe a public official or threaten an opponent Chicago style.
“This whole situation is new territory for us liberals, and if we want to stay in power we may have to learn how to do the right thing and simply tell the truth,” said the White House stenographer who wrote the invitations to Bush and Romney.
“At this point we aren’t sure if Bush and Romney are willing to help President Obama out of this jam, or if they’re happy to watch him twist in the wind like Nixon. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we could locate a Democrat with decent values and integrity, and unfortunately our next best thing is either Bill or Hillary Clinton.”
Behind the scenes flustered White House aides scrambled to answer the flood of complaints not only made by conservatives and Republicans, but also from newly awakened and confused progressive supporters.
“47% of the low information electorate never heard of Benghazi or the IRS,” said a key White House intern.
“All of the sudden Democrats are discovering that the checks they get every month are paid for by their neighbors and not by Obama. They also want to know why an American President thought it was best to stand down instead of help fellow Americans under attack.”
The Palookaville Post has learned that both President Bush and Governor Romney will do the right thing for the good of the country, and have agreed to meet with Obama to help straighten out the President’s values and principles.
Other conservative leaders have requested that, for the good of the country, the meeting be held in the distant future allowing the President ot twist in the wind like Nixon.
“Segretti”
i need to see some groveling and less sniveling
LOL.
I do, too.
Right...LOL.
Even if that is true - and I’m not saying it isn’t - WHY? WHY still, was there the order(s) to stand down? WHY?
Yup, ALL the basics questions still go unanswered .
Who ordered the stand down or no orders at all?
What was Stevens doing at the consulate, basically a large house?
Who did he meet with?
Was it any representatives of foreign country(ies) or actual diplomats?
What did they discuss?
Was it weapons transfers from Libya, or any other country, to forces fighting the government of Syria?
Did those weapons go to known terrorists groups?
The reason for their massive woven tapestry of lies cannot be for some trivial reason. I suspect Treason, aiding and abetting known terrorist groups.
Yep. Has to be.
My advise to Bush would be to tell the domestic enemy to “Go f@#k yourself!”
I don’t think Barry should hold his breath waiting for Willard and Dubya to answer his 911.
Bush and Romney? Hell, he needs to channel Nixon!
Get the Ouija board out and channel Nixon. Then he can say a few chants for Aliester Crowley.
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