Man accused of biting off friend’s ear while riding on I-95

The Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star ^ | July 4, 2013 | Portsia Smith

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A New York man is accused of biting off his friend’s ear and spitting it out on Interstate 95 during an argument.

Spotsylvania County dispatchers received calls at 8:02 a.m. Thursday from drivers on I-95 stating that a man was running in and out of traffic near the 121 mile marker and had blood running down his shoulder.

Capt. Jeff Pearce of the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office said deputies found the victim on the right shoulder of the southbound lane of the interstate near the 123 mile marker, just north of Thornburg.

Pearce said the victim told police that he had a dispute with a friend in the car and during the verbal altercation, the friend “bit his ear off and threw it out in the road.”

Pearce said the victim’s entire ear was missing.

With a description of the vehicle, deputies located the car about mile away and initiated a traffic stop, Pearce said.

Floyd Warren, 31, of the Bronx, New York was charged with malicious wounding and transported to Rappahannock Regional Jail after being treated by medical personnel.

The victim described the location where the ear was tossed.

Deputies blocked the southbound lane of I-95 and found the ear on the shoulder, Pearce said.

Pearce said the ear and the victim were transported to Mary Washington Hospital where medical staff were attempting to reattach it.

[Kenton]

Another “bath salts” zombie?

[Old Yeller]

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

[mrs. a]

Let’s all sing along...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMRo7dj6JM

[bgill]

Gaydar going off on this. Maybe a combination of meth and gayness.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Occam’s razor says the simplest explanation is probably the right explanation.

[bgill]

There’s a Floyd Warren who’s an ear doctor in NY. Not the same one but it is funny.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Love is never having to say you’re sorry.”

[GotMojo]

Traffic on that part of I95 can make you do crazy things.....

[duckworth]

People can go to extremes when they’re no longer amused by the “South of the Border” billboards.

[Slings and Arrows]

"You gonna eat that?"

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[rlmorel]

I was with a large group of people watching that fight, and it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen...

When Tyson bit the ear, the place erupted in pandemonium!

“HE BIT HIS EAR!”

“HE’S A CANNIBAL SAVAGE!”

People were actually rolling on the floor laughing with tears in their eyes.

Ya just cannot make this stuff up!

[null and void]

"You gonna eat that?"

Aww Hell gnaw!

[null and void]

E. Pluribus Unum ~ Meth.

It's always meth.

Tolerance Sucks Rocks ~ I was thinking bath salts myself. Then again, he didn’t bite the guy’s whole face off.

Definitely not Meth. The ear was bitten off, not gummed off...

[Slings and Arrows]

I would say that Mike Tyson is proof that Man evolved from apes, but that would be unfair to the apes.

[Slings and Arrows]

Aww Hell gnaw!

That was biting wit.

[jmaroneps37]

“I’ll ‘High as a Kite’ for $200, Alex.”