Posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:35 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki
Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks
MOSCOW, September 29 (RIA Novosti) – An attempt to spice up their sexual life went badly wrong for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train when having sex on the railroad tracks, local police said.
The woman died on the spot, while the man lost both legs and was hospitalized, the country’s Interior Ministry said on its website.
The man and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home … and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” the ministry cited the surviving victim as saying.
The duo were run over by a switcher locomotive, the report said, adding that the incident took place in the city of Zaporozhye on early Saturday morning.
The ministry did not release the victims’ names, saying only that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.
I hate when that happens.
It wasn't even breathing hard. The gene pool has been cleansed a bit with this news.
The song that fits the bill for this scenario is, “Dangerous” by Depeche Mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZPE0iR0Hc
The things you do
Aren’t good for my health
The moves you make
You make for yourself
The means you use
Aren’t meant to confuse
Although they do
They’re the one’s that I would choose
I wouldn’t want it any other way
You wouldn’t let me any way
Dangerous
The way you leave me wanting more
Dangerous
That’s what I want you for
Dangerous
When I am in your arms
Dangerous
Know I won’t come to harm
The lies you tell
Aren’t meant to deceive
They’re not there
For me to believe
I’ve heard
Your vicious words
You know by now
It takes alot to see me hurt
I couldn’t take it any other way
But there’s a price I have to pay
Obviously we need train control legislation!
/ bad lame joke
They came and went at the same time.
I now have a new appreciation for one of my more favorite songs:
“I hear my train a’coming!”
I'm guessing the train came before they did.
They wanted to have a rail good time.
Groan! Good one!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Going off of the rails on a crazy train..
The pain in Ukraine comes mostly from the train.
Mission accomplished!
Everybody is doin’ a brand new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
My little baby sister can do it with me
It’s easier than learning your A B C’s
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me
You gotta swing your hips, now
Come on, baby
Jump up, jump back
Well, now, I think you’ve got the knack
Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
Do it nice and easy, now, don’t lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me
Move around the floor in a Loco-motion
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
Do it holding hands if you get the notion
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
There’s never been a dance that’s so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you’re feeling blue
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me
Darn the luck.
I guess they thought that they & not the oncoming train - were shaking the ground.
Perfect!
Darwin award candidates.
She was a screamer?
Not a ping....
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