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Woman Hospitalized After Being Glued To Toilet Seat at Home Depot.
Breitbart ^ | December 6 2013 | Jon David Kahn

Posted on 12/07/2013 8:19:04 PM PST by gooblah

According to an incident report filed at the Banks County Sheriff's Office, a woman found herself glued to a toilet seat after using the restroom at the Home Depot store in Banks Crossing last week. Someone allegedly put glue on every toilet seat in the women's restroom. Unfortunately, the woman didn't realize this until she was already stuck.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: georgia; homedepot
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To: gooblah
OKAY...

On the count of three

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21 posted on 12/07/2013 8:39:29 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: gooblah

If no one came out of the Shetarea within the time it takes for Crazy Glue to dry, as recorded on the security cams, the the glue butt did it.

Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray. That could render a nice family picture of twins.


22 posted on 12/07/2013 8:40:40 PM PST by Tuketu (The Dim Platform is splinters bound by crazy glue. The Tea Party is the solvent)
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To: tumblindice
I thought women ‘hovered’ over public commodes.

Yep. Our gym instructor called squats "the New Jersey Turnpike Bathroom" exercise.

23 posted on 12/07/2013 8:41:09 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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To: ConservativeMind

I agree.


24 posted on 12/07/2013 8:42:07 PM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: gooblah

25 posted on 12/07/2013 8:44:31 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: Tuketu
Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray

Brings to mind the image of a woman lying on her stomach in a hospital bed, the profile of a toilet seat on her butt, plainly visible through the bed sheet.

26 posted on 12/07/2013 8:45:27 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: gooblah

Who sits in something wet and gooey on a toilet and doesn’t immediately get up????????


27 posted on 12/07/2013 8:45:36 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: gooblah

No way to ask her who did it as her lips are sealed.


28 posted on 12/07/2013 8:47:11 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: longhorn too

LOL yep very true


29 posted on 12/07/2013 8:47:35 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Albion Wilde

My wife and one of her coworkers described it to me. It’s something like the opening move in a Sumo wrestling match. Thigh quads quivering, pantyhose down. I hope to never be involved in another conversation like that one ever again.


30 posted on 12/07/2013 8:51:39 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
Hopefully it's a lesson that will stick with her.

:) Awwww, Gee, I wish I would have thought of that one.

31 posted on 12/07/2013 8:59:04 PM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: cyn

Or at least pre flight that thing.


32 posted on 12/07/2013 8:59:33 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: gooblah

I never cease to be amazed at the times when in an office/public restroom I notice someone go into a stall and within a second or two of the stall door closing hear them sit on the toilet. No chance they papered or even cleaned the seat before sitting on it.


33 posted on 12/07/2013 9:01:48 PM PST by fso301
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To: Bullish

It’s good stuff to seal small cuts.


34 posted on 12/07/2013 9:07:13 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: gooblah

Ever since college I have to swipe the seat with the back of my hand before I sit down. Always. Even at home. College was almost thirty years ago. :-)


35 posted on 12/07/2013 9:08:42 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: cyn

These hens these days just don’t know how to build a birdsnest anymore.


36 posted on 12/07/2013 9:12:50 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: gooblah

Acetone will dissolve it without the drama of transport to the ER with a toilet seat glued to your butt. Nail polish remover will do fine.


37 posted on 12/07/2013 9:15:40 PM PST by Myrddin
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To: gooblah

Ladies look at the damn seat before sitting down.

As a guy I always look no matter what.


38 posted on 12/07/2013 9:23:06 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: mountn man

cute.

but as you almost certainly know he wasn’t glued to the toilet. :)


39 posted on 12/07/2013 9:24:38 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: gooblah

One word: “Hover”


40 posted on 12/07/2013 9:26:40 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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