Woman Hospitalized After Being Glued To Toilet Seat at Home Depot.

Breitbart ^ | December 6 2013 | Jon David Kahn

[mountn man]

OKAY...

On the count of three

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[Tuketu]

If no one came out of the Shetarea within the time it takes for Crazy Glue to dry, as recorded on the security cams, the the glue butt did it.

Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray. That could render a nice family picture of twins.

[Albion Wilde]

I thought women ‘hovered’ over public commodes.

Yep. Our gym instructor called squats "the New Jersey Turnpike Bathroom" exercise.

[Irenic]

I agree.

[diverteach]

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Hope they removed the seat at the hospital after an x-ray

Brings to mind the image of a woman lying on her stomach in a hospital bed, the profile of a toilet seat on her butt, plainly visible through the bed sheet.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Who sits in something wet and gooey on a toilet and doesn’t immediately get up????????

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

No way to ask her who did it as her lips are sealed.

[Sarah Barracuda]

LOL yep very true

[tumblindice]

My wife and one of her coworkers described it to me. It’s something like the opening move in a Sumo wrestling match. Thigh quads quivering, pantyhose down. I hope to never be involved in another conversation like that one ever again.

[Bullish]

Hopefully it's a lesson that will stick with her.

:) Awwww, Gee, I wish I would have thought of that one.

[USNBandit]

Or at least pre flight that thing.

[fso301]

I never cease to be amazed at the times when in an office/public restroom I notice someone go into a stall and within a second or two of the stall door closing hear them sit on the toilet. No chance they papered or even cleaned the seat before sitting on it.

[SkyDancer]

It’s good stuff to seal small cuts.

[Ramius]

Ever since college I have to swipe the seat with the back of my hand before I sit down. Always. Even at home. College was almost thirty years ago. :-)

[Rodamala]

These hens these days just don’t know how to build a birdsnest anymore.

[Myrddin]

Acetone will dissolve it without the drama of transport to the ER with a toilet seat glued to your butt. Nail polish remover will do fine.

[Secret Agent Man]

Ladies look at the damn seat before sitting down.

As a guy I always look no matter what.

[Secret Agent Man]

cute.

but as you almost certainly know he wasn’t glued to the toilet. :)

[bigbob]

One word: “Hover”