US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims

Jerusalem Post ^ | 14/1/14 | Michael Wilner

[Eleutheria5]

WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

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[Eleutheria5]

He’s really from the Mother Ship, and they don’t do hatching certificates.

[TruthWillWin]

A classic. Turned out to be a cookbook.

[cookcounty]

It’s a good thing that whack-o Ahmahdinajihad is no longer in charge, and Iran can finally return to a more rational worldview!

[Dick Bachert]

And it just so happens that ONE of them was born in Iran:

[MortMan]

“Nazi Illegal Aliens” I would believe, but Obozo’s not smart enough to be a space alien.

[faithhopecharity]

yes

[faithhopecharity]

and you thought his birth certificate was written in “Kenyan?”
(Try Klingon...)

[lonevoice]

ping

[Coffee... Black... No Sugar]

Aryans?

[Never on my watch]

[null and void]

Wouldn’t this make Iran and America natural allies?

[null and void]

Oh wait...

[null and void]

But if the Space Nazis and the Iranians both want to make the world Jew-free, does that mean that we are secretly allied with the Iranians and that they are devil worshipers of the Great Satan Space Nazis?

That would explain the latest nuke treaty.

[null and void]

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[Eleutheria5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

[Nifster]

ah yes the wisdom of the Grand Mufti…. how could we live with out it???

[Nifster]

oh and of course I fully expect both Alex Jones and all of the hosts at Coast to Coast to be reporting on this immediately

[Lady Jag]

I thought it was the Illuminati.

[Eleutheria5]

It is. They are the Tall Whites. So are the Elders of Zion. They were only pretending to be gassed to throw Fars off their scent.

[SandRat]

IRAN