'Swiss Cheese Pervert' arrested, cops say

NBC News ^ | 1/17/14 | David Chang, Dan Stamm, Kelly Bayliss

[Libloather]

Police say they have arrested the so-called “Swiss Cheese Pervert,” the man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition women in the Philadelphia area.

Christopher Pagano was arrested at his home on Noble Street in Norristown on Thursday afternoon as part of a joint investigation between Philadelphia and Norristown Police, officials tell NBC10 Philadelphia.

The 41-year-old has allegedly been spotted driving up to women and asking them if they would like to get paid to see him put Swiss cheese on his genitals.

[needmorePaine]

Also, I was thinking if the holes in swiss cheese can accommodate your junk, it's really not anything to show off.

Gives new meaning to pecorino cheese.

[healy61]

If this is the guy, I am pretty sure he hasn’t seen his own member except in a mirror. What a slob.

[mac_truck]

A lot of holes in this story.

Clever..thanks for the laugh!

[bikerman]

picture looks like porkey pig.

[DickBrannigan]

Philadelphia, eh?

Looks like this was heading toward cream cheese.

[VRW Conspirator]

The LGBT crowd are going to have to change their title to:

LGBTCP (lesbian, gay, bisexual transgender and cheese perverts)

[Clay Moore]

So, does he have 4 or just 3 nostrils? ping

[Slings and Arrows]

What about the moose and sister perverts?

[Resolute Conservative]

He looks to be missing a chromosome or two.

[Darksheare]

Limburgher...

[Larry Lucido]

Sounds like a tatic better suited to Wisconsin than Pennsylvania.

Cheese head?

[csvset]

It turns out that the freak was arrested for the same thing back in 2009. He was also arrested in 2006 for solicitation, not sure if cheese was involved in '06.

Here Are Mugshots of Alleged Swiss Cheese Pervert Chris Pagano

[Rebelbase]

What is Rob Ford doing in Philly?

[null and void]

He doesn’t know jack...

[Larry Lucido]

Venezuelan beaver cheese?

[OrangeHoof]

Sounds like he should have called it “performance art” then had the NEA fund it.

[ETL]

C: Greek Feta?

O: Uh, not as such.

C: Uuh, Gorgonzola?

O: No

C: Parmesan?

O: No

C: Mozzarella?

O: No

C: Pippo Creme?

O: No

C: Danish Fimboe?

O: No

C: Czech sheep’s milk?

O: No

C: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

O: Not -today-, sir, no.

(pause)

C: Aah, how about Cheddar?

O: Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.

C: Not much ca—It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!

O: Not ‘round here, sir.

C: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular cheese ‘round hyah?

O: ‘Illchester, sir.

C: IS it.

O: Oh, yes, it’s staggeringly popular in this manusquire.

C: Is it.

O: It’s our number one best seller, sir!

C: I see. Uuh... ‘Illchester, eh?

O: Right, sir.

C: All right. Okay. ‘Have you got any?’ He asked, expecting the answer ‘no’.

O: I’ll have a look, sir.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

C: It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?

O: Finest in the district sir!

C: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

O: Well, it’s so clean, sir!

C: It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/cheese.php

[JoeProBono]

[Larry Lucido]

Norm MacDonald skit on luring women with cheese sandwiches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEgYb34LaI

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I camembert all these cheesy puns!