Posted on 03/03/2014 9:09:35 PM PST by goldstategop
Obama hangs up, hits the snooze button and calls it a night.
The phone rings at 3:00 AM.
Obama hangs up, and kisses Reggie here, there...
Come on Vlad, I’m bent over grabbing my ankles - I can’t get any more flexible!
Obama: Could you call back in five or six hours? It’s really early over here. I would be a lot more flexible fi you would.
Putin: You will be flexible now. Bend over backwards in bed, grab the back of your ankles with your thumbs...and wait that way until I call back.
We have a professional fundraiser going head to head with a KGB guy. Our clown lost big time. He has made himself and our nation a laughing stock on the world stage.
I'm an old warrior, as in cold war years. Obama has no knowledge of how this world works. He thinks being a lawyer gives him the ability to deal with others. It does not. They do not respect him and know he is does not have balls enough to really do anything.
He runs to the UN as if they have an answer to this. The UN is useless.
Putin: “Zer0! I was thinking about our last talk . . . “
Zer0 (irritated): “Putin, do you know what time it is?”
Putin: “I know it is lunch time here in Moscow and 3:00 AM in Washington DC.
Zer0: “Couldn’t you call me at a better time?” Murmuring in the background. “Just a minute Reggie!” “Why don’t you call me in another eight hours?”
Putin (amused): “Is that Reggie Love in bed with you?” “This is a perfect time for me because I intend to eat your lunch!” “You wouldn’t believe the audio we have of you two.” “Want me to play a few minutes?”
Zer0: “No no no!” “What is this?” “Is this blackmail?”
Putin: “A man gets what he wants and I want back the Soviet Empire!” “I DON’T need a pipsqueak like you to waste my time.” “Do you get it?”
Zer0: “Yes sir Mr. Putin.”
bingo! You win oldenuff2no
A girl would do a better job than the jackass.
The phone rings at 3:00 AM and it is Putin calling Obama.
Obama starts to complaint about the Ukraine and Putin cuts him off saying:
“Schmuck. You studied under that half-assed marxist martingale Alinsky. I studies under Beria. You’re toast you little Chicago toad.
Besides, Hillary’s twice the man you are and has a pair to prove it.”
Odumbo Come on Walter lets talk. Why don’t you Russians English your names. It would be so much easier to talk.
Putin just like you Barry
Obama My daddy was a communist
Putin Your birth certificate shows that you momma did not know whom your daddy was. Your nothing but the product of a whore.
Obama your racist Walter. Thats what is wrong with Russia. Obama hangs up.
Putin gee i wish Reagan was in office. This Obama is nothing but a balless wonser that operates under Soros’s order.
Lets talk to Georgi just maybe Sorryass can help with the reunification of the Soviet empire.
| OBAMA: | I can tell you right now, I'm serious this time. Your offensive will fall flat on its face. JUST HOW FAR do you think your troops will even get with me standing in their way?! |
| PUTIN: | Oh . . . Crimea River. |
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| OBAMA: | I can tell you right now, I'm serious this time. Your offensive will fall flat on its face. JUST HOW FAR do you think your troops will even get with me standing in their way?! |
| PUTIN: | Ohhh, Crimea River. |
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| OBAMA: | [weeping] |
LOL!!! That should be on EVERY thread!!
You woke me up for this?
“What do I do now?”
“Pretend to be concerned. Maybe a little angry. Threaten sanctions.”
“Then do nothing, right?”
“Right, comrade.”
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