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Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
BI ^ | 3-26-2014 | Megan Willett

Posted on 03/26/2014 9:24:27 PM PDT by blam

Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

Megan Willett
Mar. 26, 2014, 7:33 PM

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There's some debate about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Some say science will save us all, some will rely on math, and still others are banking on specialty gadgets. You can buy Zombie Apocalypse survival kits, and there are even Zombie Apocalypse maps that pinpoint where the danger zones would be in a zombie-mergency.

But the geniuses at Estately have crunched the numbers and determined which U.S. states are the best prepared for any zombie-related disasters in the near future based on 11 metrics, from residents' physical ability to weapons access.

Estately zombie apocalypse states ranking Estately

We weren't kidding when we said Estately crunched the numbers for all sorts of zombie-busting factors. Here's what the company looked at for each state:

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(Excerpt) Read more at businessinsider.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; collapse; doomsday; zombies
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To: blam

The results are just what you’d expect if you believe using Facebook for six of the 11 metrics they looked at was a good idea...snort!


41 posted on 03/26/2014 10:41:15 PM PDT by papertyger (if disdain of homosexual behavior is "bigotry," is it any wonder hostility to Islam is "racism?")
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To: ApplegateRanch

You would clog up a combine if the zombies are fresh... if they have decayed a bit you might be okay...


42 posted on 03/26/2014 10:42:53 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Mears
We’re tougher than you think in Massachusetts. Remember it all started here.

Sorry. The post Marathon bombing performance keeps clouding my memory.

43 posted on 03/26/2014 10:44:44 PM PDT by papertyger (if disdain of homosexual behavior is "bigotry," is it any wonder hostility to Islam is "racism?")
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To: blam

Completely wrong.

Zombies, not needing most of what every other living organism requires for life, does need one thing for certain.....Brains for sustenance.

Therefore, the states with the greatest survival chances should be the liberal states because they cannot sustain a zombie population due to malnourishment.


44 posted on 03/26/2014 10:44:55 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I am the Tea Party bully who took Mitch McConnell's milk money.)
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To: Monterrosa-24

While from Mass and not a faggot, I currently live in Dixie. Alabama scored 10 in gun ownership???? really hurt their score. Apparently nobody in Alabama owns a gun....


45 posted on 03/26/2014 10:48:17 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: Monterrosa-24

whoops scoring is upside down. Still, looks like it was researched by zombies


46 posted on 03/26/2014 10:51:11 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: When do we get liberated?
While from Mass and not a faggot, I currently live in Dixie. Alabama scored 10 in gun ownership???? really hurt their score. Apparently nobody in Alabama owns a gun....

Yeah, apparently it never occurred to these geniuses that using the 2012 FBI instant background checks as a metric WOULDN'T CATCH GUNS ALREADY OWNED!

How can these people not be humiliated by their own stupidity?

47 posted on 03/26/2014 10:59:21 PM PDT by papertyger (if disdain of homosexual behavior is "bigotry," is it any wonder hostility to Islam is "racism?")
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To: demshateGod

Yeah.

I’m from Lost City, outside Hulbert, couple miles from Tahlequah.


48 posted on 03/26/2014 11:01:41 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

Do you know Bob?


49 posted on 03/26/2014 11:05:48 PM PDT by papertyger (if disdain of homosexual behavior is "bigotry," is it any wonder hostility to Islam is "racism?")
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To: Monterrosa-24

I don’t know if they input for “redneck” zombies.
Although I have to admit that “Joisey” Zombies
would be frightening enough.


50 posted on 03/26/2014 11:11:50 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: blam

Illinois #2 Ironman.

How many work those kinks out at the Manhole or Steamworks in boystown afterhours.

In zombie movies the gay guy always gets it first.


51 posted on 03/26/2014 11:12:11 PM PDT by bakeneko
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To: Jet Jaguar

zombies don’t like snow


52 posted on 03/26/2014 11:13:07 PM PDT by blueplum
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To: Jet Jaguar

Woot-woot!


53 posted on 03/26/2014 11:25:10 PM PDT by vpintheak (I will not comply!)
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To: blam

We are barely surviving the Californians so I suppose the Zombies cant be much worse...


54 posted on 03/27/2014 12:15:07 AM PDT by montanajoe
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To: blam
Colorado is 3rd? They are already zombies.

They've got TX as 26th? They got more fire power than brains! Plus, they are spread out. I'm not sure how far a zombie can walk without eating brains.

And TN is 44th? That don't seem right.

I suspect a zombie threw this together.

55 posted on 03/27/2014 2:16:52 AM PDT by DannyTN ( .)
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To: blam

Georgia #47?

I think not.


56 posted on 03/27/2014 2:34:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: blam

DC is 51st in gun ownership?????? I don’t think so. Maybe REGISTERED gun ownership.


57 posted on 03/27/2014 4:19:44 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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To: ApplegateRanch

Clothes and body parts would soon clog a corn picker up stopping the head from working.

There are much better implements to use.


58 posted on 03/27/2014 4:26:45 AM PDT by riverrunner
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To: Vendome

Hulbert, the famous speed trap.


59 posted on 03/27/2014 4:43:05 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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60 posted on 03/27/2014 5:11:52 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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