Posted on 04/06/2014 7:30:19 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
Ha!
Wait ‘til they’re 81 like me.
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‘Villages’ Retirement Home is Widower’s Sex Paradise
Lady LAKE, Fla. It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
“See those two?” a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. “They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!”
Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.
It’s a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.
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“Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it’s the same with seniors,” said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.
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“...they felt like a couple of coconut halves.
Really creepy.”
Creeped by breasts like coconut halves? Ah, come on...you are having us on, our FRiend!
as if men are immune to this?
it may happen at a different age, but I can guarantee you that at a certain age 20 year old girls stop looking at men in... that way.
Jo Raquel Tejada, age 74.
Well i’m 46 and and I am REALLY getting pissed at how quickly time has flown by.
It seems like I woke up......at 46!
It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I was meant to be 24 FOREVER!
Now look what happened.
WTF?
Worst thing is i’m practically BROKE.......at 46.
Now what?
Well, yes. They're not separate entities.
> no longer received the level of attention they once did after hitting 51.
Isn’t this what women say they want? Why aren’t they celebrating?
I pretty much felt invisible to 25 year old women when I turned 40. Maybe God intended it that way.
A lot of married soccer moms gave all for the kids, relegating hubby to leftover status, then split up because they had no real union anymore. Now she’s alone and in her 50’s with wrinkles, sags and grey hair, and her past romantic interest plying lonely 40 somethings.
/.02
I remember when the song BACKSIDE OF THIRTY by John Connelly was about old people.
“We talking liberal single women over 50 that no one cares about anymore because they feel no one wants to bang them?”
Well, that’s just about all that (a few of them) had to offer...
On another subject, this entire article is sexist. I have noticed in the technological world, the only way you are actually “visible” at that age, man OR woman, is if you are a manager of people. I am lucky that apparently, a few of the right people can still see me.
Lose weight!
HI MOM!
My wife’s high school girlfriend has such large mamaries that she’s considered a breast reduction, but apparently her husband likes them. Me, I’m thinking they are like a couple of large tube socks ‘cause my wife sez that when she’s not wearing a bra they hang below her belly button.
I was literally laughing out loud while I typed that. It’s another word picture that just cracks me up. And causes me to involuntarily kinda shudder.
When it no longer pays ?
There is a sixtish lady at work who sometimes likes to rub her low hanging fruit against my arm. But at 72 even Viagra doesn’t help me so I ignore the, er, complement.
I can still see Marg Helgenberger very clearly. Even when she is not on TV...
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