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Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]
Twitchy.com ^ | April 11, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

Posted on 04/11/2014 7:44:01 PM PDT by Timber Rattler


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: carney; commie; doesthislookshooped; fakebutaccurate; fauxtography; jaycarney; loser; photoshop; pravda; press; soviet
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And of course this...


1 posted on 04/11/2014 7:44:01 PM PDT by Timber Rattler
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To: Timber Rattler

Well Il be jiggered he is a heterosexual I had no idea


2 posted on 04/11/2014 7:45:24 PM PDT by al baby (Hi MomÂ… I was refereeing to Obama)
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To: Timber Rattler

The finger! hahahahah.

Is that a Gorbachev bobble head?


3 posted on 04/11/2014 7:47:04 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: martin_fierro

Ping.


4 posted on 04/11/2014 7:47:18 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Timber Rattler

I can hear it now.

Eat your plastic fruit, kids in China have to go without.


5 posted on 04/11/2014 7:47:44 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Timber Rattler

More phony baloney from the Obama Regime. You see what THEY want you to see.


6 posted on 04/11/2014 7:47:50 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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To: Timber Rattler

They missed some more cloned book sets (in row two from the bottom).


7 posted on 04/11/2014 7:48:07 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

Bottom row too.


8 posted on 04/11/2014 7:48:41 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Timber Rattler

Where did that family poster pop up?


9 posted on 04/11/2014 7:48:53 PM PDT by ilgipper
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To: Timber Rattler

Looks like a little bust of Gorbachev on the bottom right.


10 posted on 04/11/2014 7:48:57 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (There can be no Victory without a fight and no battle without wounds)
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To: Timber Rattler

F’n Commie.


11 posted on 04/11/2014 7:49:08 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Nachum

Check this out!


12 posted on 04/11/2014 7:49:09 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: al baby

Yeah, so is Barry, or so I heard on my truth box in the rumpus room. Because if a man is married to a woman, that makes ‘em 150% heterosexual, with no exceptions!


13 posted on 04/11/2014 7:50:22 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: Timber Rattler

carney is a useless puppet...... how much obama vomit can he eat before he, like the pilsbury dough boy, quits. he has no integrity or morals or character... i dont want to know anything about him or his family. he is a non-person... obama automaton.


14 posted on 04/11/2014 7:50:34 PM PDT by zzwhale
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To: Timber Rattler

Looks like the “free” breakfast at a Holiday Inn Express.


15 posted on 04/11/2014 7:50:51 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Timber Rattler

Well, they had to photoshop out all the Dummy series books… “Presidency for Dummies”, etc.


16 posted on 04/11/2014 7:51:36 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: al baby

His index finger is longer than his ring finger, so according to current political science intended to make homosexuality appear to be somehow inborn, he has girl hands and therefore he’s safely diverse.


17 posted on 04/11/2014 7:51:42 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: al baby

Not buying that part.


18 posted on 04/11/2014 7:51:43 PM PDT by Pikachu_Dad (Impeach Sen Quinn)
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To: Timber Rattler

Just goes to show how incredibly full of BS this administration is.


19 posted on 04/11/2014 7:51:46 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: Paladin2

20 posted on 04/11/2014 7:51:52 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Timber Rattler

Dr Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.
(Ghostbusters)


21 posted on 04/11/2014 7:52:17 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Paladin2

Who is that bobblehead? Gorbachev?


22 posted on 04/11/2014 7:53:03 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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To: al baby
Yeah, Mrs. Carney = Claire Shipman


23 posted on 04/11/2014 7:53:07 PM PDT by Timber Rattler (Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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To: Timber Rattler

Moochelle would frown upon all those calories on the counter.


24 posted on 04/11/2014 7:55:11 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Timber Rattler
Seriously, Carney is a shoe-in for "Biggest Douche in the Universe" this year.

I shudder to think what arrogant, self-righteous little turds his poor kids are going to become...

25 posted on 04/11/2014 7:55:18 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Timber Rattler

This President and administration have raised lying to such an art that they literally don’t know how to tell the truth.


26 posted on 04/11/2014 7:58:55 PM PDT by keat
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To: Timber Rattler

The pinky is damned funny.


27 posted on 04/11/2014 8:00:57 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: Timber Rattler
"Communist propaganda posters"

That's 100% right.

"Soviet posters first appeared during the Proletarian Revolution in Russia - they delivered Communist Party's slogans to the masses and called on workers and peasants to fight for freedom and justice.

Most of us are familiar with Dmitry Moor's famous poster "Have You Enlisted In the Army?" The image of a Red Army soldier with plumes of black smoke rising from the factory smokestacks in the background, bluntly questioning the Russian worker about his contribution to the defense of the October Revolution, became the iconic piece of Soviet propaganda. Posters took on a very important role during the October Revolution and subsequent Civil War. Very few newspapers were published in those days and often a poster replaced the tabloid. Poster art was widely accessible to the masses, the images it depicted were easily understood by everyone, and a short and energetic accompanying slogan stuck in the viewers mind, as a constant call for action. In time of Civil War, propaganda posters were sent to the front lines in the same capacity as bullets and artillery shells. They were posted on walls, in cities which were under assault by the White Guard armies and foreign interventionists. The bottom of the vivid, bright-colored poster usually contained a warning: "Anyone who tears down or covers up this poster – is committing a counter-revolutionary act". The poster was a powerful weapon, and just like any weapon, it had to be guarded with utmost care. "

http://www.sovietposters.com/

28 posted on 04/11/2014 8:01:32 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: Timber Rattler

Real nice isn’t it. WH Press secretary who has communist propaganda posters hanging on his walls.


29 posted on 04/11/2014 8:04:03 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: Timber Rattler
 photo the-white-house-of-cards_zps302e6ae3.jpg
30 posted on 04/11/2014 8:07:56 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice. And Pay Your Liberty Tax Citizen.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Here's the other one...


31 posted on 04/11/2014 8:10:15 PM PDT by Timber Rattler (Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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To: Timber Rattler

it would have taken me no more than five minutes to FAKE the books to fill in the necessary space...

that carney montage is just sloppy


32 posted on 04/11/2014 8:10:26 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ..Benghazi Clinton Alert)
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To: Timber Rattler

That’s exactly it. This is unreal, he’s totally blatant about it. As far as I’m concerned this is worse than having Nazi posters on his wall. Nazis killed 25 million. Communists 100 million, and this POS is admiring them? This is the WH press secretary for Gods sake and he has communist propaganda posters around his house? WHAT? How much more effed up can this administration get? This is unreal!


33 posted on 04/11/2014 8:16:58 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: Timber Rattler
My typing, which may have missed a crazy Russian letter:

ЖЕНЩИНЫ!
ИЗУЧАЙТЕ ПРОИЗВОДСТВО.
ЗАМЕНЯЙТЕ РАБОЧИХ.
УШЕДШИХ НА ФРОНТ!
ЧЕМ КРЕПЧЕ ТЫЛ -
ТЕМ КРЕПЧЕ ФРОНТ!

And Google's translation: WOMEN!
STUDY THE PRODUCTION.
REPLACE WORKERS.
Went to the front!
The stronger REAR -
The stronger the FRONT!

34 posted on 04/11/2014 8:33:12 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Timber Rattler

from the article:

“We try to help Della build confidence by focusing on the effort she puts into things, rather than just praising the outcomes...”

Damn...did she just say her daughter is a dumb twit?


35 posted on 04/11/2014 8:39:33 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

I believe that she did...


36 posted on 04/11/2014 8:46:37 PM PDT by Timber Rattler (Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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To: Timber Rattler

There was probably one pancake and one brioche and they photoshopped the rest.

Photoshopped food is very low in calories.


37 posted on 04/11/2014 8:53:29 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Timber Rattler

Obama & Co. could screw up a virtual two car funeral.


38 posted on 04/11/2014 9:13:04 PM PDT by tumblindice (Are all Democrats inveterate, habitual liars?)
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To: Timber Rattler

39 posted on 04/11/2014 9:25:40 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: Viennacon

I can’t believe they did that too funny!


40 posted on 04/11/2014 9:59:44 PM PDT by funfan
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To: Timber Rattler

LOL! They make the Iranians look like Photoshop geniuses.


41 posted on 04/11/2014 10:03:51 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: funfan

I still can’t get over the kid’s names:
Della and Hugo.


42 posted on 04/11/2014 10:12:19 PM PDT by funfan
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

I’m sure lots of us have a lectern in our libraries.
Well, I don’t, but I guess he needs one to practice
his answers on, or maybe to berate his kids when they
don’t eat enough pancakes.


43 posted on 04/11/2014 10:27:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Timber Rattler

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44 posted on 04/11/2014 10:29:25 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Viennacon

Carney was a reporter in Moscow for a while, probably where he got all the Russian stuff.

However, look more closely at the breakfast picture:

Huge piles of pancakes (two separate plates!), massive plate of sausage and bacon, bagels, an entire loaf of bread, at least a pound of butter, donut holes, the pile of melons off to the right, and the huge fruit plate and the bowl of berries over on the left, two espresso makers, the egg is fake (who flips over-easy eggs like that)? Either they’re gluttons, or they waste a lot of food.

Also, the wall between the wife and the son was photoshopped too: the wall is at the back of the room, yet somehow extends to the kitchen floor only between those two people; the bottom edge stops behind the wife’s left leg, not even continuing across the gap between her feet.


45 posted on 04/11/2014 10:57:21 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Timber Rattler

This is great... laughed best laugh all week.


46 posted on 04/11/2014 10:59:57 PM PDT by LowOiL ("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
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To: Timber Rattler

And keep in mind too the implication behind the book picture: They no doubt pulled every book in the house including the cookbooks to try to fill those shelves, and STILL had to photoshop it to make the shelves look full. I’d bet the shelves behind the lectern are empty, so they have 12 fairly narrow shelves to fill, and he didn’t even have enough books for that.


47 posted on 04/11/2014 11:00:44 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Timber Rattler

Oh, and missing from this is the photo at the end of the article, of Carney’s wife relaxing in a living-room chair, with the family dog sitting next to her. She is in a totally casual position, yet the dog is utterly improbably shown with a small plastic “bone” balanced on end on its nose.


48 posted on 04/11/2014 11:05:12 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Viennacon

“Is that a Gorbachev bobble head?”

You mean the one next to the Russian doll?


49 posted on 04/11/2014 11:39:22 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: FredZarguna

How many food artists did they contract for that picture?


50 posted on 04/11/2014 11:43:51 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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