Skip to comments.Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]
Posted on 04/11/2014 7:44:01 PM PDT by Timber Rattler
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Well Il be jiggered he is a heterosexual I had no idea
The finger! hahahahah.
Is that a Gorbachev bobble head?
I can hear it now.
Eat your plastic fruit, kids in China have to go without.
More phony baloney from the Obama Regime. You see what THEY want you to see.
They missed some more cloned book sets (in row two from the bottom).
Bottom row too.
Where did that family poster pop up?
Looks like a little bust of Gorbachev on the bottom right.
Check this out!
Yeah, so is Barry, or so I heard on my truth box in the rumpus room. Because if a man is married to a woman, that makes ‘em 150% heterosexual, with no exceptions!
carney is a useless puppet...... how much obama vomit can he eat before he, like the pilsbury dough boy, quits. he has no integrity or morals or character... i dont want to know anything about him or his family. he is a non-person... obama automaton.
Looks like the “free” breakfast at a Holiday Inn Express.
Well, they had to photoshop out all the Dummy series books “Presidency for Dummies”, etc.
His index finger is longer than his ring finger, so according to current political science intended to make homosexuality appear to be somehow inborn, he has girl hands and therefore he’s safely diverse.
Not buying that part.
Just goes to show how incredibly full of BS this administration is.
Dr Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.
Who is that bobblehead? Gorbachev?
Moochelle would frown upon all those calories on the counter.
I shudder to think what arrogant, self-righteous little turds his poor kids are going to become...
This President and administration have raised lying to such an art that they literally don’t know how to tell the truth.
The pinky is damned funny.
That's 100% right.
"Soviet posters first appeared during the Proletarian Revolution in Russia - they delivered Communist Party's slogans to the masses and called on workers and peasants to fight for freedom and justice.
Most of us are familiar with Dmitry Moor's famous poster "Have You Enlisted In the Army?" The image of a Red Army soldier with plumes of black smoke rising from the factory smokestacks in the background, bluntly questioning the Russian worker about his contribution to the defense of the October Revolution, became the iconic piece of Soviet propaganda. Posters took on a very important role during the October Revolution and subsequent Civil War. Very few newspapers were published in those days and often a poster replaced the tabloid. Poster art was widely accessible to the masses, the images it depicted were easily understood by everyone, and a short and energetic accompanying slogan stuck in the viewers mind, as a constant call for action. In time of Civil War, propaganda posters were sent to the front lines in the same capacity as bullets and artillery shells. They were posted on walls, in cities which were under assault by the White Guard armies and foreign interventionists. The bottom of the vivid, bright-colored poster usually contained a warning: "Anyone who tears down or covers up this poster is committing a counter-revolutionary act". The poster was a powerful weapon, and just like any weapon, it had to be guarded with utmost care. "
Real nice isn’t it. WH Press secretary who has communist propaganda posters hanging on his walls.
it would have taken me no more than five minutes to FAKE the books to fill in the necessary space...
that carney montage is just sloppy
That’s exactly it. This is unreal, he’s totally blatant about it. As far as I’m concerned this is worse than having Nazi posters on his wall. Nazis killed 25 million. Communists 100 million, and this POS is admiring them? This is the WH press secretary for Gods sake and he has communist propaganda posters around his house? WHAT? How much more effed up can this administration get? This is unreal!
УШЕДШИХ НА ФРОНТ!
ЧЕМ КРЕПЧЕ ТЫЛ -
ТЕМ КРЕПЧЕ ФРОНТ!
And Google's translation: WOMEN!
STUDY THE PRODUCTION.
Went to the front!
The stronger REAR -
The stronger the FRONT!
from the article:
We try to help Della build confidence by focusing on the effort she puts into things, rather than just praising the outcomes...”
Damn...did she just say her daughter is a dumb twit?
I believe that she did...
There was probably one pancake and one brioche and they photoshopped the rest.
Photoshopped food is very low in calories.
Obama & Co. could screw up a virtual two car funeral.
I can’t believe they did that too funny!
LOL! They make the Iranians look like Photoshop geniuses.
I still can’t get over the kid’s names:
Della and Hugo.
I’m sure lots of us have a lectern in our libraries.
Well, I don’t, but I guess he needs one to practice
his answers on, or maybe to berate his kids when they
don’t eat enough pancakes.
Carney was a reporter in Moscow for a while, probably where he got all the Russian stuff.
However, look more closely at the breakfast picture:
Huge piles of pancakes (two separate plates!), massive plate of sausage and bacon, bagels, an entire loaf of bread, at least a pound of butter, donut holes, the pile of melons off to the right, and the huge fruit plate and the bowl of berries over on the left, two espresso makers, the egg is fake (who flips over-easy eggs like that)? Either they’re gluttons, or they waste a lot of food.
Also, the wall between the wife and the son was photoshopped too: the wall is at the back of the room, yet somehow extends to the kitchen floor only between those two people; the bottom edge stops behind the wife’s left leg, not even continuing across the gap between her feet.
This is great... laughed best laugh all week.
And keep in mind too the implication behind the book picture: They no doubt pulled every book in the house including the cookbooks to try to fill those shelves, and STILL had to photoshop it to make the shelves look full. I’d bet the shelves behind the lectern are empty, so they have 12 fairly narrow shelves to fill, and he didn’t even have enough books for that.
Oh, and missing from this is the photo at the end of the article, of Carney’s wife relaxing in a living-room chair, with the family dog sitting next to her. She is in a totally casual position, yet the dog is utterly improbably shown with a small plastic “bone” balanced on end on its nose.
“Is that a Gorbachev bobble head?”
You mean the one next to the Russian doll?
How many food artists did they contract for that picture?