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[ Spoof / Parody / Nonsense / Prank ] Council of Islamic Ideology Declares Women’s Existence Anti-Is
[Spoof/Prank/Parody/Satire site] Pakistan Today "Telling it like it almost never is." ^ | March 15, 2014

Posted on 05/13/2014 6:30:05 PM PDT by lbryce

Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic.

After declaring women to be un-Islamic, Shirani explained that there were actually two kinds of women – haraam and makrooh. “We can divide all women in the world into two distinct categories: those who are haraam and those who are makrooh. Now the difference between haraam and makrooh is that the former is categorically forbidden while the latter is really really disliked,” Shirani said.

He further went on to explain how the women around the world can ensure that they get promoted to being makrooh, from just being downright haraam. “Any woman that exercises her will is haraam, absolutely haraam, and is conspiring against Islam and the Ummah, whereas those women who are totally subservient can reach the status of being makrooh. Such is the generosity of our ideology and such is the endeavour of Muslim men like us who are the true torchbearers of gender equality,” the CII chairman added.

Officials told Khabaristan Today that the council members deliberated over various historic references related to women and concluded that each woman is a source of fitna and a perpetual enemy of Islam. They also decided that by restricting them to their subordinate, bordering on slave status,

(Excerpt) Read more at pakistantoday.com.pk ...


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To: lbryce

And if you notice from the post it was first started by a guy named Michael Powers.


21 posted on 05/13/2014 8:49:23 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Hussein Obama:The Worst is Yet to Come)
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To: lbryce

Thanks Allah forrr little camelzz

22 posted on 05/13/2014 8:51:50 PM PDT by DTA
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To: lbryce

How is this satire?


23 posted on 05/13/2014 9:08:21 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Talisker

See post #12


24 posted on 05/13/2014 9:46:32 PM PDT by lbryce (Barack Hussein Obama:The Worst is Yet to Come)
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To: lbryce
See: Banish Them to Their Beds and Scourge Them!
25 posted on 05/13/2014 10:02:20 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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26 posted on 05/13/2014 10:09:05 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: lbryce

Don’t feel bad about it. The entire article was about 98% accurate on how Muslim men think of and treat their women. It was just slightly over the top.


27 posted on 05/13/2014 11:34:00 PM PDT by Nevadan
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To: ConservativeMind
This could be parody, but it is a legitimate newspaper:

It's a spoof.

A clue comes from the sidebar on the left of the article: "Khabaristan Today - Telling it like it almost never is."
28 posted on 05/14/2014 4:37:17 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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