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SECRET SERVICE SOFTWARE WILL 'DETECT SARCASM' IN SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
Reuters ^ | June 3 2014 | No Attribution

Posted on 06/03/2014 11:53:16 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey

The Secret Service is purchasing software to watch users of social networks in real time, according to contract documents.

In a work order posted on Monday, the agency details information the tool will collect -- ranging from emotions of Internet users to old Twitter messages.

Its capabilities will include “sentiment analysis,”

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: praetorianguard; sarcasm; secretservice; socialmedia; ss; waffenss
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To: afsnco
people who for some unknown reason think the Obama Administration are all depraved scumbags

How could anyone think that Obama and his followers are depraved scumbags?

41 posted on 06/03/2014 12:15:33 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

* U C K - - U

Not sarcasm....


42 posted on 06/03/2014 12:15:45 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I love big brother.


43 posted on 06/03/2014 12:15:53 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

The Schutzstaffel acting all paranoid over sarcasm?
Who’d have thunk it?


44 posted on 06/03/2014 12:16:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: CrappieLuck
Just remember to close out your posts with a </sarc> tag.
45 posted on 06/03/2014 12:20:33 PM PDT by Gamecock (#BringTheAdultsBackToDC)
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To: Darksheare

And why does the secret service need to snoop in on social media? Bet they won’t bother with postings in Arabic.


46 posted on 06/03/2014 12:21:46 PM PDT by Texas resident (The democrat party is now the CPUSA)
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To: MeshugeMikey

No sh*t, Sherlock.


47 posted on 06/03/2014 12:22:05 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Damn..I’m gonna have to switch from sarcasm to innuendo! :O


48 posted on 06/03/2014 12:22:10 PM PDT by The Duke ("Forgiveness is between them and God, it's my job to arrange the meeting.")
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To: All

“I just found a cluster of anti-government animus!”

“Where? Be precise.”

“Between the Rockies and the Appalachians.”

“Call in the drones. How many individuals are we looking at here?”

“Hundred and fifty. Million.”


49 posted on 06/03/2014 12:22:17 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: afsnco

I thought they were all depraved scumbags, liars, murderers, cheats and satan worshipers.
you will note; there is no sarcasm tag.


50 posted on 06/03/2014 12:22:21 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I sure hope these guys dont use the same code writers the ACA peoples did . .
or do I ?


51 posted on 06/03/2014 12:22:23 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: alancarp

LOL


52 posted on 06/03/2014 12:23:26 PM PDT by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I don’t see any reference to “sarcasm-detection software” in the linked story. It just talks about reviving a domestic terrorism unit without specifying any details.


53 posted on 06/03/2014 12:23:27 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: MeshugeMikey
I'm okay until they get mind-reading software. Then I'll worry. :-)

Hey... was that sarcasm? Or not? Is that smiley a clue... or a red herring? Whaddaya think, SS?

54 posted on 06/03/2014 12:23:58 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: ßuddaßudd

i sense that they cant find their own rear ends with both hands.... a GPS UNIT,,and a Michelin Guide Book!!


55 posted on 06/03/2014 12:24:13 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Sarcasm is one of the free services I provide


56 posted on 06/03/2014 12:24:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: The Duke

new innuendo tags are in order no.../O


57 posted on 06/03/2014 12:24:49 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey

I’m confused. Are they going after sarcastic people or are they trying to filter out sarcasm from actual threats?


58 posted on 06/03/2014 12:25:58 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Steve_Seattle

Niether did I!

the closet possible match might be..../s.....the inclusion of .... “Its capabilities will include “sentiment analysis,””

is sarcasm a sentiment?


59 posted on 06/03/2014 12:26:30 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: Starstruck

ahahaha they didnt make that terribly clear did they

evidently that turn in your neighbor web site hasnt met their expectations.../si


60 posted on 06/03/2014 12:28:03 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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