DiCaprio Raped by Bear In Fox Movie

Drudge Report ^ | December 1, 2015 | Drudge

[Iron Munro]

What better symbol of love and peace on Christmas Day is there than a bear raping a man?

The next thing you know democrats will demand the right for them to be legally married....

[Darksheare]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_X3iPD4H-zY

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Bear privilege.

[FredZarguna]

Inarritu: "It wasn't actually in the script, but Leo didn't tell us he was in heat, so he ad libbed the whole thing and we just let it roll..."

[FredZarguna]

Bear privilege.

Only polar bears have that.

[halo66]

I know...very hideous!

[dainbramaged]

The trailer looks like a pretty good action and revenge flick and shows the bear attacking Leo. Not surprised about a remake of Man in the Wilderness, which wasn’t a bad film with Richard Harris and John Huston - but a bear raping a man? Ridiculous.

[Responsibility2nd]

Bear privilege.

Bear Lives Matter.

[Beowulf9]

Paging Timothy Treadwell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUd_Zglcpyo

[Red Badger]

I might go see it just to root for the bear!....................

[Iron Munro]

[fieldmarshaldj]

Who doesn’t love a good Christmas comedy ?

[PAR35]

But when will he and the bear be allowed to marry? Time for the supreme court to recognize interspecies marriage.

[Sooth2222]

I mean, are bears known to do this????

We saw the Evil Woodland Critters rape Kurt Russell on South Park -- Imagination Land episodes, 2007 -- so ...

(It's pathetic if you need to use South Park as the inspiration for your film scripts!)

[AzSteven]

Reminds me of a terrible but funny joke I heard...

This guy goes out hunting, and in the deep woods he comes upon a sleeping bear cub. He raises his rifle to shoot, when Papa Bear crashes out of the woods behind him, slaps the rifle away, and mauls the hunter. Then, just to teach him a lesson, the bear rapes the hunter.

The hunter spends a month in the hospital, but vows not to let this ned his love of hunting. So, a year later, the huntsman is in the same woods, sneaking up on the bear's den, when once again the Papa bear crashes out of the woods behind him, slaps away the rifle, and rapes the huntsman again.

After another hospital stay, the huntsman swears the bear will not get the best of him again, and once again he heads into the woods. Once again, the Papa Bear smashes out of the woods, and slaps the rifle aside. Then, as the bear prepares to once again mount the hunter, he pauses and looks down at the hapless man and speaks.

"So, tell me truth, you really are not in this for the hunting, are you?"

[Fresh Wind]

Leonardo DiCrappio

[Calpublican]

In What’s Eating Gilbert Grape one could see what an amazing actor he is.

Now—a sellout, loser Hollywood glutton for money.

[bramps]

....and co-starring Barney Frank as the grizzly.

[miss marmelstein]

Or, why I only watch classic movies and foreign films on my giant high-def tv...

[Boogieman]

It is a female bear with cubs, so no, there was no “rape” going on.