The Rush Limbaugh OPEN LINES Show, M-F, 12noon-3PM, WOR-AM, Friday, April 15th, 2016.

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[Carriage Hill]

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[Carriage Hill]

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AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

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[Pelham]

First

[Carriage Hill]

OPEN LINES FRIDAY!

[A CA Guy]

Yeah, back to the go for Cruz and get Hillary elected show.

Whoopie!

[Enterprise]

Bump!

[b4its2late]

Think Rush will call back that caller he couldn’t fit in?

[Resolute Conservative]

Why listen or respond? If you don’t like it, don’t listen.

[Carriage Hill]

He said he would.
Darn, my WGAL and WSBA streams are buffering; no volume.
Looking for another station.

[RetSignman]

“Now folks, I’m NOT saying it was a conspiracy so please don’t get me wrong, even though the event was held at Trumps Hotel and the people who were handling the sound system may have been his employees, I’m NOT saying it was it rigged to favor the Trumpster in any way BUT....

[rodguy911]

fr mail for ya.

[Artcore]

http://tunein.com/program/?ProgramId=20617&StationId=33268

[miss marmelstein]

I’m amazed how many people have either the courage or the stupidity to listen to that harsh-voiced, angry bitch yell at an old man for several hours.

I watched Chopped.

[LS]

About to boo hoo for Ted?

[Carriage Hill]

Thanks!

[Artcore]

Discussing focus group from last night...

[Artcore]

Rush can’t seem to get to the point...

[Carriage Hill]

Congrats to Pelham for winning the Rush Limbaugh Show Thread Golden EIB Mic Award for Friday, April 15th, 2016...

[Gaffer]

Seems like it......Also, I’m guessing he gets a royalty from Apple every time he mentions his “iPad Pro” though...always about the revenue, folks.

Complaining about his hearing limitations and biasing it all and (still mentioning iPad) maneuvers it to crying for Cruz because of ‘Trump Supporter’ staff engineering a dis to Cruz. Funny thing is that people forget this man’s hearing problem is due to something of his own making.

[Artcore]

Tunein is great. Here’s a complete list of their stations:

http://tunein.com/radio/options/The-Rush-Limbaugh-Show-p20617/

[corlorde]

Rush is saying there is a big conspiracy and that the powers that be cut Ted Cruz’s mic last night during the Republican speeches.