Seems to me someone thought to make a statement, and left possible better choices behind...Ashley got ripped off.
Posted on 06/22/2016 6:26:53 PM PDT by Olog-hai
Missouri has its first openly gay Miss Missouri, and she will represent the state at the Miss America pageant later this year.
Erin O’Flaherty, 23, was crowned Miss Missouri on Saturday in Mexico, Missouri, and is the first openly gay woman to be named Miss Missouri, said Ann Jolly, chairman of the board of the Miss Missouri Scholarship Organization.
O’Flaherty said Wednesday in a telephone interview with The Associated Press that she came out as gay when she was 18, competed openly and knew going into the Miss Missouri pageant that she’d be making history if she won. …
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I’m not really impressed with ANY of the finalists.
Did she win the flannel shirt competition?
I suppose the flannel bathing suit would have been
a give away...?
GUILTY !
It's not a Beauty Pageant. It's. Scholarship Program.
Samantha Bowers has a sort of “je ne sais quoi.” Very nice.
LOL
She is a student at the University of Missouri?
And here are the five finalists in the Mr. Missouri contest. (As Mr. Trump said, they are "some real beauts".)
(Just kidding, Missouri!)
1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your
face.
2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.
3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were
fifteen minutes late.
6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
own ear.
7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you
wouldn’t mind putting that thing away.
8. Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important.
It’s what’s in it that matters.
9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its
goodbye Seattle.
10. Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra
keeps changing tempo.
12. Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”
13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14. Complememtary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to
perch on.
15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
16. Obscure: Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.
17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles
until you leave.
19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.
21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell
the coffee ... in Brazil.
24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth
capped.
25. Dirty: Your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?
That picture - Noooooo!!! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Talk about those judges having an agenda....holy moley.
Argh, this 'winner' could swing both ways. Looks like Kerry's young son/daughter.
I thought this photo was a joke. I had to go elsewhere to verify it. It IS her! OMG! WOOF! This had to be a setup.
I am so sick of gays and transgender sodomites! The whole world is becoming Sodom and Gomorrah.
These people are an ABOMINATION to the Lord.
This photo looks like she was photo shopped into it. It doesn’t look real. The word that pops into my brain looking at her is HAG!
Someone should drop a house on her. Even lesbians would agree with me on this.
“Erin O’Flaherty, 23,”
WHAT? You mean 43 don’t you?
The blonde is certainly the winner of these 5.
First runner up is the Black girl. Very pretty, but a little on the plus size.
2nd runner up is the girl on the far right. She just needs to get that spider off her head.
Next runner up is the girl on the far left. Even exposing her boobs can’t overcome that BEAK!
Last of course is the winner. She is so out of place, I can’t believe that this isn’t some kind of spoof. How does someone this UGLY enter a “beauty” contest? and WIN! (rigged)
She is butt ugly, reminds me of the witch in Wizard of Oz. Of course she is a special class of person, so she gets the cookie.
No Freakin’ way!
Women in Missouri must really be .... ahem...less than a 10.
All the runner’s up are better looking than the winner.
Tells me this was rigged so the homos can have a “first”
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