Posted on 06/25/2016 8:00:37 AM PDT by dynachrome
"The book grabbed my arms and pulled me to the ground," one Amazon customer wrote.
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Link to the Amazon review page:
“This is the first book I’ve ever read and it was terrible.
Will never read a book again”
LOL
Bwahahaha! Hysterical! Made my day.
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #20,098 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
The reviews are great!
“This book touched me inappropriately.”
Hilarious
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Did you see this beat down interview of Michelle? WOW! Made her look like a junior high school girl. Watch the video.
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This review is labeled the "Most helpful positive review." ROTFL.
5.0 out of 5 stars Look upon your works, ye Mighty Cucks, and despair.
By@CAPSLOCKHUSTLERon June 22, 2016Barons of the Beltway is wonderful feminist fantasy. The heart of the book is a scene where a snarling Corey Lewandowski attempts a double leg takedown on Fields, followed by a kimura transitioning to an armbar. It is completely over the top. We've subsequently seen video footage showing nothing of the sort. The reality was a hysterical Fields rushing repeatedly at Trump, willfully ignoring instructions from the Secret Service to step back.
The rest of this childish tripe is more the same repeated ad nauseam. So why do I give 5 stars instead of 1? Because this book is a terrible lesson for America which can't be repeated often enough. And I confess to a slight sympathy for Fields. She is the classic 7/10 who thinks she's a 10/10 because she spent her early-to-mid twenties in a field populated by the most nauseating betas like Washington Post reporter Ben Terris. For years, she got away with baldfaced lies simply because a certain type of cringeworthy cuck would excuse any idiocy as long as she'd bat her eyelashes at him.
I also admit to a hearty chuckle on how Fields ruthlessly manipulated little Benji Shapiro to throw away his promising career. Women frequently demand to be portrayed as brave warriors in this kind of political fan fiction. The more interesting reality is how much more easily they achieve their goals through cunning as long as there are hapless betas ripe for the plucking. As the great Tywin Lannister said of Benji Shapiro in a far superior fantasy novel: "Manlets: when will they ever learn?"
At least the other chicks were whores and got paid up front.
That is an excellent little jab; “The book grabbed my arms and pulled me to the ground!”
38 pages of reviews so far.
“I gave this book two stars because the paper was soft enough to use when wiping my ass.”
Just wow! Page after page of such comments and never found one positive review.
“I gave this book two stars because the paper was soft enough to use when wiping my ass.”
LMAO. The soul of wit.
OMG, go to Amazon and read these reviews. Soooo funny.
One person gave it 5 stars, but the actual review trashed the book. Then 150+ people clicked the “did you find the review helpful?”. This elevated the “positive” review to the number one spot on page one.
“This book is the worst thing to happen to me since my dad died”
“This book is the reason kids get leukemia”
“I read the first 2 chapters and my doctor tells me I now have testicular cancer. coincidence? I think not!”
“If Milo says she sucks, then she sucks”
“This book touched me inappropriately”
It goes on. There are some real gems in there.
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I read it and found it funny. People should quickly go through them before Amazon wakes up and removes them.
I don’t think it will reach the level of the Haribo gummi bear saga, but it is the funniest stuff I have read in along time.
gummi bear reviews:
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