Posted on 03/29/2017 11:09:06 AM PDT by Paul46360
A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday. The book, Santa’s Husband, goes on sale Oct. 10 and tells the story of a black Santa Claus and his white husband who both live in the North Pole. Santa’s spouse frequently fills in for his husband at malls, according to a description of the book Harper Design provided to TIME.
(Excerpt) Read more at time.com ...
The purpose of this is to destroy a major icon of our culture. In doing so, they hope to eliminate Christianity from our midst.
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Every time I see a ‘Time” mag in any office I throw it in the trash
He was a hairy bear. He was a scary bear. I made a hasty retreat from his lair.
original!!!!
what SCARES ME is that you were able to find this!!!!!!!!
-PJ
Good googly moogly. Look at the size of that rabbit’s fingers!
# War on Christmas.
Santa is not gay, however he does dress as an elf
from time to time and he is very close with reindeer.
So Santa’s out of the closet...
...looks like he got rid of his beard.
And next year — Trans Santa.
WTF! Santa Claus? Back in the ‘90s there was a rumor going around that Bugs Bunny is gay, Gilligan is gay...and Goofy is also supposed to be gay, I guess. I think is was probably a liberal democrat that got that one started. It’s what they do.
This has been known a long time. He had things going with both Frosty the Snowman and the Grinch.
Its a parody written by one of Colbert’s writers. Figures. It will be just about as funny as most of Colbert’s other routines — meaning that most people would rather be water-boarded than read it.
I thought gay Santa lived in Key West
“Women should be outraged. Throwing Mrs. Claus to the curb like that. She should at least get the workshop, the sleigh and half the reindeer and elves.”
Spoiler alert, Santa’s “husband” is really Mrs. Claus. She’s a tranny who got the ol’ yule log stitched on.
DECEMBER 24, 2024
(AP)
North Pole—A great tragedy for children across the globe happened early this morning as Santa Claus died in his sleep of AIDS. He was 700 years old.
Santa’s husband, Mr. Claus gave a brief statement saying “Christmas is cancelled. It’ll never be the same again”.
The workshop elves gathered to mourn amid a warehouse stacked to the ceiling with gift wrapped boxes of newly made toys to stunned to consider their now bleak future...
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