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Posted on 11/27/2018 4:40:10 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
After Ocasio-Cortez entered her office Tuesday, aides gently guided her to a special room they'd prepared with every season of Schoolhouse Rock! prepped and ready to go.
The woman furrowed her brow and nodded slowly as the cartoon characters talked about basic concepts like the three chambers of government, the process of a bill becoming law, and how money works. "I thought Bill was the president a while ago?" she said confusedly, causing an assistant to pause the show and slowly explain what a congressional bill is.
"See how the singing piece of paper is trying to become a law?" the aide said amicably. "That's kind of how it works, in a broad sense."
"Ohhh!" she said as realization dawned on her. "But how do they teach the papers to sing? Wait—don't tell me—socialism?" The aide then sighed and rewound the tape to the beginning a third time.
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BB has BLOWN AWAY The Onion.
BB just seems to get better and better each article/edition.
We can laugh but she’s going to get rich through the usual graft. They she gets the last laugh at our expense.
LOL! I’m just a B a crazah ass B...
“But how do they teach the papers to sing? Wait—don’t tell me—socialism?”
The new “Onion”....
Has she even been like inaugurated and stuff yet?
Funny. Her knowledge leaves one to think this is real at first. 8>)
Even if true, she still wouldn’t get it. Worse yet, you think its only two years? Once she “ understands”, we’ll have another mad Maxine for 40years. Well, someone will cause I’ll be gone.
How proud her worthless university must be to have their most famous graduate as the butt of everyone’s jokes.
Why is this woman’s every move being posted to FR? Is she the new David Hogg? Maxine waters? These posts merely generate a lot of venting. She’s rotten — we get it
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“Why is this woman’s every move being posted to FR?”
DITTO!
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I thought this was real till I saw the Babylon Bee credit.
Because she is fun to make fun of. Free comic relief.
Nobody is forced to click on threads they dislike.
Bob Dorough was a genius.
I’m not sure that this dopey braod has the intellect to not get caught.
LOL
No but she was so anxious to get started in Washington, she has already purchased an airline ticket to Seattle.
My cousin lives in Seattle and he is a lib. I’m sure he would let her stay at his house until she is inaugurated.
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