Posted on 07/13/2023 7:54:47 AM PDT by Twotone
This was one of those times when I had to double-check if the announcement wasn’t a parody account. Vice President Kamala Harris’ endless servings of word salad have blurred the lines that separate parody from the real world. When you have become a punchline, it’s a problem. And Harris’ vow to fight inequality in air travel is something you’d see from the hilarious satire account on Twitter, but that’s not who posted it. It was her office.
The Biden administration will tackle the next frontier of inequality: bathroom access on domestic flights. No, I’m not kidding.
“The majority of domestic flights do not have accessible restrooms. This is absolutely unacceptable. Our Administration will soon announce a solution to help end this inequity.”
We have a devolving situation in Ukraine, inflation that remains unacceptably high, and an economy teetering on the brink. The media isn’t covering the looming commercial real estate bubble that will impact Lord knows how many banks. And last, the banking system that’s already shaky, thanks to the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank earlier this year.
But let’s tackle the egregious and urgent matter of bathroom access on domestic flights, right? If this is what the Biden staff has Kamala doing because she’s been exceptionally incompetent at her job, then she’s officially been relegated to a high-standing custodian, which some could arguably say is a more exciting job than the vice presidency; you have more to do. Still, if this is what she has at the top of her to-do list, it’s almost as sad as Joe Biden catching some rays at the Delaware shore over the weekend and then getting so exhausted from four days of work that he has to skip things, like the NATO summit’s opening dinner.
This is a great idea. I’m all for handicap-accessible bathrooms on all aircraft. What a great issue for Kamala Harris to champion.
Just one stumble down the stairs away.
She is a stupid, stupid woman.
Aside from that, bathrooms on airplanes barely accommodate fully-ambulatory passengers. Try to pee in one standing up and your head is pressed against the ceiling. Forget joining the mile high club anymore. The contortion involved would be so distracting as to make the task impossible.
It’s not about handicapped. It’s about FAT people.
If it’s “Harris” followed by “you can’t be serious”, I know she is and reading about it is pointless.
Does Air Force 1 have handicap-accessible toilets? And, why does Joe Biden have to walk up all those stairs?
Back in the day, Air Force 1 was handicap accessible
https://www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/Upcoming/Photos/igphoto/2000614340/
For women:
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For men:
“The majority of domestic flights do not have accessible restrooms. This is absolutely unacceptable. Our Administration will soon announce a solution to help end this inequity.”
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We will require holes in all the passenger seats.
Poop or get off the POT, Kamala you stoner.
This is a stand-alone and self sufficient sentence fragment.
..and bigger toilet seats for FAT ARSE sistas like Moochelle Obama.
Pee tubes will now be installed in all seats...................
That’s thee thing about liberals…. They’re never, ever, never satisfied with things. They’re never happy. To them the world is just one great big ball of problems to solve, no matter how trivial.
i thought Buttplug was Transportation...
She may actually be dimmer than Senile Joe.
Remove all the aisle seats on one side for wheel chair accessibility. And Stacy Abrams types.
If there’s one thing worse than land whales, it’s air whales.
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