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26 Things the Movies have taught us (Thread Two)
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| 9-29-2001
Posted on 09/29/2001 10:47:10 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: RandallFlagg
When she first came to the series she had an ex-lover from Africa visit. She ran and jumped into the guy's arms and kissed him like he was the last guy on Earth. I guess she was just faking it.
To: Cagey
Nobody EVER listens nor heeds the words, "Let's get the hell outta here," if it's spoken in the first 30 minutes of the movie. Anytime after that, it's too late and the toast-burning shall be underway.
To: GreenHornet
Captain Kirk and several crew members beam down to the surface of a previously-unknown planet. .......and the one you never saw before is gonna die.
To: Cagey
If it's a murder mystery and you see a minister or cleric or especially an evangelist in the first ten minutes ... he did it.
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posted on
09/29/2001 12:58:47 PM PDT
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mercy
To: RandallFlagg
And notice on horror movies by the end the survivor always knows what the monster was all about. He never says "I have no idea where that thing came from!". It is always, "It was borne out of our hate for one another and it took our love to destroy it."
To: Paul Atreides
Monsters that slowly shamble along can outrun ANYTHING!
To: Cagey
I don't know if this has been posted before but here goes:
In all explosions, it is possible to outfly/outrun/outdrive the expanding shockfront (if you are the good guy).
Variation 1:The thermodynamics of a heat pulse are not applicable if you are the good guy in a movie.
Keep the faith for freedom
MAY GOD BLESS AND PROTECT THIS HONORABLE REPUBLIC
Greg
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:01:57 PM PDT
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gwmoore
To: He Rides A White Horse
I would like to know how many times are they gonna kill that Borg Queen?!!!!!! In every encounter they kill her only to have her pop back up again!
In science fiction all enlightened races worship a goddess instead of a god. Also, female dominated societies are acceptable but male dominant societies are an affront.
To: Paul Atreides
Haha, for that matter, no matter what time period the story is set in, everybody talks and thinks 21st century... Laughable values transplant and sense of judgment... Ever notice how anachronistic this turns out to be for, oh, say, early American flicks... Case in point: the mangling of the Swamp Fox story in Patriot, because all this crap about Jefferson supposedly knocking up his slave-girls was hitting the tabloids about then... The real Swamp Fox was purportedly rocking the swamp a bit more hardcore... Nobody's coming out of the woodwork claiming to be ol' Marion whatsit's long-lost descendent.
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:02:42 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: RandallFlagg
The hero will always go back to help the villain from losing his grip and falling off a cliff only to have the villain yank him over and then climb up himself. The villain has killed dozens of people and has spent most of the movie trying to kill the hero and the hero decides to show some of that "compassion" drivel!!! Look where it gets him too!
To: He Rides A White Horse
"...the one you never saw before is gonna die"Pre-1990: If he's black
Post-1990: Never if he's black
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:06:36 PM PDT
by
Deb
To: Paul Atreides
Yeah I watch it a couple times a year, and the season finale happened to be one of those times... What a crock of ponypoop. If I wanted lessons on fag tolerance I'd stick my head up my a$$. I never cared for ER much before and this just put the proverbial icing on the cake. Notice, too, that the potential object of unenlightened intolerance is the woman with the physical handicap... Chaps my a$$ that she was harassing that one dude about firing the dyke shrink because of her sexual perversion, despite all his citations of her insubordination... Then on the premiere he's nice to her and doesn't blab her story to the rest of the staff, and she's like, "Doh!" What a b!tch.
/rant
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:08:41 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: Cagey
Any movie in the "Pulp Fiction" vein will go so far out of their way to avoid ANY of these 'reasons' that they will be unbelievable commedies that will make you hate yourself for sitting through all the blood and gore.
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:10:45 PM PDT
by
mercy
To: Cagey
Any well written movie will have at least one seeming plot inconsistency that forces you to watch the movie two or three times to pick through it. It doesn't matter if the inconsistency is resolved or not.
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:12:37 PM PDT
by
mercy
To: Cagey
Steven Segal will take on a small army in a bar or Third World convenience store, leaving all of them writhing on the floor screaming, which is why I call him Steven "Leave 'Em Screamin'" Segal.
To: Deb
LOL! Female security officers on Star Trek!! They can all take down a 6'6" Klingon yet they are no bigger than the average supermodel. That show is so P.C.!
To: mercy
Hey, you want a great glood-n'-bore movie, check out 3000 Miles to Graceland. I thought it would be cheesy, especially with Courtney "Ohmigawd I chipped a nail!" Cox in it, and it does have alot of the aspects mentioned in the above thread, but when all's said and done there's nothing quite as exhilarating as seeing that much fire and blood plastered all over... Kevin Costner usually annoys me but he had the evil mastermind tragic black-clad figure thing going on here and he makes a good Elvis after all...
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:16:06 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: Dan Day
Your 43. Unless the actress is Sharon Stone who just loves to brandish those guns.
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:18:41 PM PDT
by
mercy
To: lowbridge
Of all the postings so far yours is the ONE undeniable absolute gospel truth in ALL MOVIES. Unless of course the good Indians need some bad indians to whack.
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posted on
09/29/2001 1:21:51 PM PDT
by
mercy
To: Brett66
Cars always launch into the air when they hit a car hard enough. Also, the cars are required to roll in the air 360 degrees.
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