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CAption the Mullahs
Yahoo ^ | 10/19/01

Posted on 10/19/2001 9:28:03 AM PDT by SAMWolf



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Rangers, Green Berets and Seals! Oh My!!!
1 posted on 10/19/2001 9:28:03 AM PDT by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf
Oh, my Allah. You lost an eye! How will Allah recognize you. You will not be able to see the 72 virgins. Only 36 of them. May Allah grant you a third eye oh wise and bearded one. By the way, where is Mullah Bennie Laid-en?
2 posted on 10/19/2001 9:30:41 AM PDT by RetiredArmy
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To: SAMWolf
I have a SPLITTING headache!
3 posted on 10/19/2001 9:30:43 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: SAMWolf
Nyuk, nyuk.
4 posted on 10/19/2001 9:31:22 AM PDT by M. Thatcher
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To: SAMWolf
"Can you speak up a little bit? I'm having trouble hearing you what with the shell-shock and all!"
5 posted on 10/19/2001 9:32:03 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: SAMWolf
"Can you speak up a little bit? I'm having trouble hearing you what with the shell-shock and all!"
6 posted on 10/19/2001 9:32:04 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: MeeknMing
Hear no evil See no evil Oh wait, we are evil
7 posted on 10/19/2001 9:34:51 AM PDT by digerati
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To: SAMWolf
"Mullah Omar and his foreign minister, moments after a CIA operative exposed to them videos of a cross-dressing Osama partying with goats,toyboys, and Koran-yielding gimps, while exclaiming "Allah the most benevolent, the most merciful."
8 posted on 10/19/2001 9:34:55 AM PDT by aristotleman
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To: SAMWolf
See no 'Sama, hear no 'Sama, ain't no 'Sama!
9 posted on 10/19/2001 9:37:23 AM PDT by Call-9-11
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To: SAMWolf
72 Janet Renos????
10 posted on 10/19/2001 9:38:46 AM PDT by bray
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To: aristotleman
ROTFLMAO!!!
11 posted on 10/19/2001 9:38:54 AM PDT by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf
Please shoot us in the head and then defile our corpses.
12 posted on 10/19/2001 9:39:14 AM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba
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To: SAMWolf
Aye Matey! We trying out our Halloween costumes early, dressing as our ancestors who terrorized the Barbary Coast.
13 posted on 10/19/2001 9:40:36 AM PDT by DrewsDad
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To: SAMWolf
We have decided will trade Osama for that babe-o-licious, Christine Amampour.
14 posted on 10/19/2001 9:40:54 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: SAMWolf
See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil (not pictured).
15 posted on 10/19/2001 9:41:11 AM PDT by 12B
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To: SAMWolf
"I sent $50.00 to the Vermont Teddy Bear Company for their 'Little Terrorist' Bear - AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SEND ME?"
16 posted on 10/19/2001 9:46:16 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress
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To: SAMWolf; Liz
From Right to Left (which is how you read in the Islamic world): "Hear no Evil," and "See Only Evil Perpetrated By West". (Note that "Speak No Evil" is conspicuously absent).
17 posted on 10/19/2001 9:46:29 AM PDT by Illbay
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To: SAMWolf
"What Yusef Islam is really Cat Stevens? No wonder he hasn't put out a CD in the last 20 years!! Oy vey!!...er, I mean "Death to the Infidels!!"
18 posted on 10/19/2001 9:47:41 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: SAMWolf
" Sheez... we're so friggin' screwed and I have to continue to eat
all these warm bowls of sh#t for Osama !"

19 posted on 10/19/2001 9:47:46 AM PDT by VideoDoctor
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To: SAMWolf
Afghan Mensa Society


20 posted on 10/19/2001 9:48:48 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: SAMWolf

Although rabid haters of American influence, the 
Mullah's could not help themselves but to try out 
impersonations of characters from their favorite 
movies, "Peter Pan" and "Home Alone".

21 posted on 10/19/2001 9:50:11 AM PDT by Paradox
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To: SAMWolf
"I stopped when I just needed glasses."
22 posted on 10/19/2001 9:51:19 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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To: SAMWolf
Ben Kingsley takes time from filming a remake of "Ishtar" to answer questions about the Emmys. The look of bewilderment came after a CNN reporter asked if he felt remorse for his role in the WTC incident.
23 posted on 10/19/2001 9:53:59 AM PDT by scottiewottie
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To: SAMWolf
Question: Do Mullahs wear boxers or briefs?
24 posted on 10/19/2001 9:56:11 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: SAMWolf
"Abdullah, forget your goat --look at these babes. WOW"


25 posted on 10/19/2001 9:56:31 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: Slyfox
Answer: It all Depends.
26 posted on 10/19/2001 9:56:49 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Diogenesis
OMG!!! It's the Moesama bin laden cell! Curly Joesama was the unfortunate victim of a Moe-stunt gone hideously wrong. They promise to woopwoopwoop our large, American butts. Either that, or Nyuke us into oblivion. Be afraid...
27 posted on 10/19/2001 9:57:04 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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To: SAMWolf
"Where's Curly?"
28 posted on 10/19/2001 10:08:24 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: SAMWolf
"I hope the glue holds, I'm in trouble if they find out I'm really Miss Kabul 1998."
29 posted on 10/19/2001 10:09:54 AM PDT by Dakmar
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"I am declaring shock and surprise! We thinking Islam OK to kill Infidels and it not true by Allah! And now to discover Koran not say 72 virgins but 72 sturgons to great us in Heaven!"
30 posted on 10/19/2001 10:15:08 AM PDT by Orbiter
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To: SAMWolf
"Ay, ay, ay! 'I Love Lucy' has been cancelled and Ricky Nelson's dead? What about Dr Kildare?"
31 posted on 10/19/2001 10:22:14 AM PDT by Revolting cat!
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To: SAMWolf

Do Mullah farts smell as bad as American?


32 posted on 10/19/2001 10:25:10 AM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: Diogenesis

All together now!

...by the Beatles

(verse)
All together now.....all together now!
All together now.....all together now!
All together now.....all together now!
All together now.....all together now!

(chorus) same thing
(repeat)


33 posted on 10/19/2001 10:27:37 AM PDT by Gasshog
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To: SAMWolf
Oi Vey!!
34 posted on 10/19/2001 10:29:24 AM PDT by mass55th
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To: TightyRighty
Haven't you heard? Those a$$holes don't fart. They are the ones Annie was talking about in the pics with the bullwhips up their anal cavities! That's what makes them so mean!
35 posted on 10/19/2001 10:34:59 AM PDT by shellylet
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To: Diogenesis
That Parween chick is a regular Jehottie!
37 posted on 10/19/2001 10:46:21 AM PDT by Dakmar
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To: InvisibleChurch
"You mean it was Ray Stevens, not Cat Stevens who did 'Ahab the Arab'? Next you're gonna tell me that Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs weren't our Muslim brothers!"
38 posted on 10/19/2001 11:08:38 AM PDT by Revolting cat!
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To: Revolting cat!
"I'm going to secretly change my son's name from "Wooly Bully bin Laden" to "I-slam U-slamWe-Al'SlamForIslam bin Laden"....... but quick!"
39 posted on 10/19/2001 11:17:52 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch
"Oh no, Barbra Streisand is going to play a 13 year madrassa student next?"
40 posted on 10/19/2001 11:25:40 AM PDT by Revolting cat!
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To: overseer5
I like Rush. Rush is not in the picture, is he? Perhaps I should explain the intent of the picture to some.

1) the pictures were posted previously individually and captioned see no evil, hear no evil, etc...
2) "All Together Now" is a song?? of sort-of by the Beatles, it just came to mind.
3) I put the images in the pictures together and captioned each "evil mullah" accordingly.

That guy is not really deaf and no slur towards the hearing-impaired is implied. But the subjects utitlized are evil and if they despise the Truth then they are blind, deaf, & dumb.

41 posted on 10/19/2001 11:32:33 AM PDT by Gasshog
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To: SAMWolf

We are so far past f****d that the light from
f****d will take ten years to reach us.

42 posted on 10/19/2001 11:42:02 AM PDT by damnlimey
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To: Diogenesis
Tears are rolling down my cheeks from laughing
43 posted on 10/19/2001 1:24:35 PM PDT by aShepard
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To: Gasshog
That guy is not really deaf and no slur towards the hearing-impaired is implied. But the subjects utitlized are evil and if they despise the Truth then they are blind, deaf, & dumb.
Your comment was not out of line - just seems that there's always someone out there trying to be PC. . .

44 posted on 10/19/2001 2:15:23 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Diogenesis
Where do find this stuff? I thought the Moe thing was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!But, this is the best. Keep up the good work, this is a real Friday afternoon treat for me.
45 posted on 10/19/2001 2:31:14 PM PDT by stanz
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To: SAMWolf

If he says 'I'll keep an eye out for you' one more time, I swear by allah I'll kill him.
46 posted on 10/20/2001 4:22:03 PM PDT by IRtorqued
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To: Diogenesis
A few weeks ago, you posted something called "Taliban singles Online. I want to tell a friend about it, but I can't find it in this post. Do you have the website?
47 posted on 11/16/2001 1:27:03 PM PST by stanz
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To: SAMWolf
Okay See-no-evil and Hear-no-evil are present. Meeting will begin when Speak-no-evil and Have-no-fun arrive.
48 posted on 11/16/2001 2:45:23 PM PST by weegee
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To: SAMWolf
I will now recreate my favorite scene from American movie Animal House:
What am I?
I'm a zit! Get it?!!
49 posted on 11/16/2001 2:46:43 PM PST by weegee
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To: SAMWolf
Mullah

I know 'mullah'.........one Tomahawk costs about 1.1 mil......here it comes......

50 posted on 11/16/2001 2:47:30 PM PST by He Rides A White Horse
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