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Clinton Receives Salmonella
CNN | WJCLINTON

Posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers

He got himself in the news.


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To: pabianice
I was thinking the same thing. She should know better than eat egg salad and go to the mail room a couple hours later.
121 posted on 10/25/2001 7:39:41 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: tomkat
GREAT... It's 2 kuel.
122 posted on 10/25/2001 7:40:28 AM PDT by zip
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To: cake_crumb
Ummmm....what the heck was clinton doing with vials of chicken and egg in his office?

(Hand in air) I know, I know, call on me, teach.

123 posted on 10/25/2001 7:47:50 AM PDT by zip
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To: Howlin
Now Paula Zahn said whatever was in the vials spoiled and turned into salmonella; the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs

Chicken or eggs? In vials??? Why was chicken or eggs in vials, and why was it mailed to Bubba?

My first reaction to this story was to wonder who he had paid to get them to send him something (not too dangerous), so that he, too, could become part of the news cycle.

124 posted on 10/25/2001 7:50:49 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: Fearless Flyers
I hope this is the weaponized strain..;)
125 posted on 10/25/2001 7:54:39 AM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: agrace
This thread might be useless but you all are killing me. I've been cackling for ten minutes, thank you very much. :) Whew...

You're not alone. I've been laughing heartily since I began reading this thread.

126 posted on 10/25/2001 7:55:19 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: Fred Mertz
Surgeon General says Bubbafucco should wear a condom when he "enjoys" his chicken and this wouldn't happen ?!

Stay Safe Fred !

127 posted on 10/25/2001 7:56:28 AM PDT by Squantos
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To: Gadsden1st
Salmon Ella wrote The Satanic Flounders for which he received a fatwa from Mullet Omar.
128 posted on 10/25/2001 7:58:10 AM PDT by hang 'em
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To: Howlin
the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs.

Yeah, but which one came first?

129 posted on 10/25/2001 8:00:01 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: pabianice
Just a little gift from Web Hubbell and a note-- "Thanks for the pardon. . ."
130 posted on 10/25/2001 8:02:16 AM PDT by freebilly
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To: zip
OK zip. Why was Bubba storing chicken and/or eggs in vials in his office? I'm really feeling obsessive about this vial thing. It really has me stumped.
132 posted on 10/25/2001 8:08:07 AM PDT by cake_crumb
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To: hang 'em
Mullet Omar.

Smoked mullet. Ah! The memories. A dish nicely served cold.

133 posted on 10/25/2001 8:09:45 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: YaYa123
Somebody in Klintoon's bunch since this to make it look like he was in danger so he could get some face time on camera.

"I was not injured. My people acted fast and dumped it down a toilet. I managed to get my pills and quickly take them and thus I am ok. I will continue to take my anti-VD pills, I mean my Cit-ro to keep the harmful germs away from my colon."

134 posted on 10/25/2001 8:10:20 AM PDT by RetiredArmy
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To: cake_crumb
Scientific experiment to determine, once and all, which came first, the chicken or the egg. See how easy that was.(Remember, this is Klintoon that we're talking about)
135 posted on 10/25/2001 8:13:38 AM PDT by zip
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To: zip
LOL...geeeez! vials...vials...have to go through the fridge and throw out all those vials of eggs...
136 posted on 10/25/2001 8:17:01 AM PDT by cake_crumb
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To: Fearless Flyers
Drudge's headline is ambiguous: Clinton sent salmonella in mail. Did he send it or receive it?
137 posted on 10/25/2001 8:17:11 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: cake_crumb
Salmonella, STD and no telling what else. Hazmat should quarantine him. He's surely a crawling bio-hazard all by himself. Gives me the "willies". (pun intended?)
138 posted on 10/25/2001 8:18:21 AM PDT by mnrep
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To: Fearless Flyers
Hillary's been cooking I see...
139 posted on 10/25/2001 8:18:24 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: Fearless Flyers
Throw this one away and repost with better news that he is dead.
140 posted on 10/25/2001 8:20:05 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
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