Boycott Britney

Cornell Daily Sun ^ | November 5, 2001 | Matt Flahive

[Dale Gribble]

My wife Peggy thinks she dresses kinda funny,

Yeah, she kinda dresses more like MY wife. LOL!

Yer friend Dale... Um... Rusty Shackleford!

[ZOOKER]

I don't have pre-teen kids (or even teen-aged ones anymore) so I really don't follow the teen scene...

BUT. You might remember the teen sensation of a few years ago, TIFFANY?

Doesn't ring a bell? She made a splash with the remake of I Think We're Alone Now.

And guess what? SHE IS!

And it won't be long until Britney is, too.

[NC_Libertarian]

"No longer is she the girl next door ... unless you live next to a whorehouse."

lol

[Sir Gawain]

It took a while to find, but....let's bring the house down:

[Equality 7-2521]

I've never bought a Britney album and never imagined I would, but this boycott is stupid enough that I might just buy a dozen of these albums and hand them out as stocking stuffers or something equally sinister.

I won't break down and buy Pepsi, though, even if it would help me to protest a stupid boycott. I don't have anyone I dislike enough to put a Pepsi in their stocking.

[Gasshog]

yeah

[Dog Gone]

I would like to give Britney a good old fashion spanking.

Excellent suggestion.

[GB]

The Hanson brothers (remember them?) will have a longer shelf life than Brittney Spears. They at least play their own instruments (rather well, especially the youngest on drums) and write their own stuff, as insipid as some of it has been. They actually jammed with Bob Weir (Grateful Dead) and his band a while back.

[Marysecretary]

She claims to be a Christian AND a virgin. I don't think so. God's standards are wee bit higher than that, Brit. I also recall a stripper once who said she was "stripping for God." We humans sure can deceive ourselves, huh?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Study shows that when old people go blind, they can be even more fun.

For what?

[BikerNYC]

Britney is out. Destiny's Child is in. Talk about Bootylicious.

[Mr. Bungle]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[ArGee]

[I wonder what 60s people] would think if Brittney Spears had dropped into their midst?

Well, the women would be thinking, "Harold, you take your eyes offa that woman. Harold! You HEAR ME, HAROLD?

Shalom.

[GB]

Double LOL!

[Marysecretary]

Why is she wearing her nighty in public?

[Rebelbase]

Thats the one that did it before.

[Sir Gawain]

Thats the one that did it before.

Did what? Wait, I don't wanna know!

[WriteOn]

Britney. Hahahahahahahaha. Never even considered, and the children don't even know she exists. Tango Golf.

[Always Right]

She claims to be a Christian AND a virgin. I don't think so. God's standards are wee bit higher than that, Brit.

It is interesting that you seem to think you get to make that call.

[Freemyland]

So that's where my purple t-shirt went.