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Study: Brunettes Do Have More Fun
M-Europe
| November 23rd, 2001
Posted on 11/22/2001 11:16:43 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: Sabertooth
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posted on
11/22/2001 11:59:04 PM PST
by
Timesink
To: Sabertooth
Happy to have your participation in the name of science.
To: sirgawain
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton
To: Timesink
Is that the pantsuit I think it is?
To: Victoria Delsoul
What did the blonde say after having sex?
Thanks, fellas!
To: Victoria Delsoul
:-D
To: sirgawain; Sabertooth
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump. The station cuts to a commercial.
Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.
Blonde: OK.
(back to newscast)
He jumps.
Blonde: OK Here's my $20.
Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it.
Blonde: I insist. I lost.
Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a good bet.
Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice.
To: Victoria Delsoul
bada bing!
To: Victoria Delsoul; sirgawain
Why did the blonde buy a convertible?
For the legroom.
To: Sabertooth
A blonde called the fire department. She screams into the phone.
"Hurry, Come Quick! My house is on fire."
The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The blond said, "Duh, Red Truck!"
To: Victoria Delsoul; sirgawain
A blonde was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.
In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.
A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!
Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."
Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked, "Ok, how about Arizona?"
The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer, "A"!
To: Sabertooth
Thanks a lot, Sabertooth. Now I'll never get back to sleep.
BTW, the results of the study were for Germany (more blondes there); I wonder if the same results would be obtained in, say, Spain (more brunettes there).
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posted on
11/23/2001 12:24:04 AM PST
by
VietVet
To: VietVet
Here ya go VietVet, this should help with the sleeping.
33
posted on
11/23/2001 12:31:07 AM PST
by
spectr17
To: Sabertooth
A blonde walked into up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"
To: Sabertooth
Two blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are." The cashier leaned over the counter and said "Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg".
To: Victoria Delsoul
Q: How do you get a Blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: How do you make a Blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What does a Blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why was the Blonde's belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was Blonde too.
To: Victoria Delsoul; Sabertooth
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
To: Sabertooth
I think you found the same site I did, lol.
To: sirgawain
I think you found the same site I did, lol.
Dude, under the armor...
You're blonde, aren't ya?
To: Victoria Delsoul; Sabertooth
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?"
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