***CAPTION THIS*** RUMSFELD SPEAKING TO THE PRESS (My Caption isn't printable :-)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011126/imdf26112001134824a.jpg ^

[RummyChick]

If anyone knows Rumsfeld be sure to send him the link to this thread. I am sure there will be some good captions! That photo is just too irresistable :-)

They asked him about Saturday Night Live today as he was walking out of the briefing and he said if he wanted to talk about it he would let them know. LOL
I heard the briefing but didn't watch it. He sounded testy today.

[AlGone2001]

Does anyone have a Kleenex?

[Sabertooth]

Dammit, Tommy! Shove this body double BS and find him!
How many 6'5" Arabs that are "this big" can there be?"

[Mrs. P]

Anyone read Tom Clancy's The Bear and The Dragon? Where the guy tells the Chinese diplomat that "Our di**s are bigger than yours!" ?

I'm sure the Taliban guys have small di**s. I don't know for sure, of course, and have no way of finding out. I have to trust Mr. Rumsfeld.

[.45MAN]

This is how much chance Hitlery has of becomming president..

[Robert Lomax]

No, you can't have information on troop movements and this is the worlds smallest violin playing my heart bleeds for you.

[WIladyconservative]

Like this???

[spycatcher]

General Myers: "Damn Rummy, I thought you were going to hold off smoking that blunt til *after* the briefing. Don't bogart it!"

[Hipixs]

Rummy bump

[KC_Conspirator]

Speaking of that idiot Helen Thomas, did you hear her absolutely asinine questions today about the US invading Spain? Ari Fleischer got totally contentious with her after her stupid question.

[IncredibleHulk]

Give the Media about this much detail and they'll get a full page out of it.

[spycatcher]

Nice! After thinking about it, a giant joint with lots of smoke and Gen Myers looking perplexed at it would be even more hilarious. As you can tell, I really need to get into the photoshopping craze myself ;)

[beowolf]

You look this big from here....and, I will squish you if you ask another stupid question. Are you getting the point?

[bobzeetwin]

tsk tsk... There was an earlier thread about not talking dirty on this site. It was great, started out saying something about salty breasts and salty testicles. I forget who posted it, but I'm sure whoever it was is not enjoying this very funny thread.

[spycatcher]

Yeah, it's time to start my Christmas photoshopping

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh, I have the courage....but I am just partial to my Nickname here and don't want to have to re-sign up for another one after I get the proverbial boot!

Oh, go ahead! Use this type of encryption to mask it:
*&#!@#*^#. . .etc. . .

[Come get it]

ping

[RummyChick]

Well, I am staying true to my hero Rummy. With a man who says, "Golly" and "My goodness gracious"...I just can't imagine him saying my caption..no matter how much of a hardened Military man he is..LOLOL
Besides, I will leave it to your imagination.

I am surprised no Daschle jokes have showed up, yet!

[biblewonk]

"The biggest chunks of Osama will be about this big."

[Mrs. P]

There was an earlier thread about not talking dirty on this site.

I didn't talk dirty. I hope no one was offended. I used stars for some letters, and did not print out the whole bad word. I can't. I am the mother of a 6 year old who reads better than most posters here do.

Testicles are salty??? Really? I don't want to know how anyone found that out, OK?