Posted on 01/02/2002 7:48:11 AM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
The meeting takes place at Clinton's Harlem office at 6 a.m.......Let's listen in.....
Clinton) You sure there are no bugs in here,Jimmy?
Carville) Uh uh, that coffee ready yet, I can't even think without my coffee...grabs pot.Bill, you roust me at 4 am for one your clan-des-tine meetings, I get coffee.Ok, deal the cards.
Clinton) I need you to take over my makeover, and I mean today! I'm getting murdered in the press, and Morris is gonna hang the responsibility of the bombing around my neck.Morris told me that I would rue the day Hill called him a cheap Jew. Ok, now I'm ruing the day! An I got that Limbaugh character reading Morris verbatim over the air...you gotta stop this somehow, and fast!
Carville) I can't stop this anymorn you can, as ol Ronnie said, the horse is out the barn. Why in hell did you make such a big deal about rebuilding your image, you're looking like a complete jackass. If you just drop this whole thing, lie low for a year or so, and tell your dumb ass wife to quit comparing you to Bush, this whole fiasco will blow over.An quit pickin on Morris, or he'll bury you! sure.
Clinton) Look Jim, I don't expect miracles, I just...
Carville) Miracles? Look, if you think I'm gonna go out an trash Bush when he's sittin at 90%.....hell, I'd be laughed out the country.You tryin to buy a painting what already been auctioned off.Look Bill, we had a great run you an I, DIDN'T WE...DIDN'T WE?...we had a helluva run. Now if you got any grace at all, take it easy, lay low, theres plenty of gals around help ya relax, now.I already got a gig with Kerry in Boston. Don't forget lay low...lay real low, hear what I'm sayin? And pray to God no more bombs drop....hear what I say? ........ya hear me??......
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If the serpent-head even thought those words he would find himself in a darkened room, on a concrete floor, on his knees naked, bound head to foot with chains.
Der Fuhrer-Frau, scantily dressed in black leather and studs, would be walking slowly around him on 6 inch spike heels, caressing him with a cat-o-nine-tails, singing softly under her breath in the husky, lethally slutty voice of a German cabaret singer...
"Fallink een luff agin...
Neveh vahnted to...
Vaht ahm I to do?
I cahn't hell pit!"
That Might be enough to hold those ankles and that a$$.
Clinton) I need you to take over my makeover, and I mean today! I'm getting murdered in the press, and Morris is gonna hang the responsibility of the bombing around my neck.Morris told me that I would rue the day Hill called him a cheap Jew. Ok, now I'm ruing the day! An I got that Limbaugh character reading Morris verbatim over the air...you gotta stop this somehow, and fast!
Clinton) I need you to take over my makeover, and I mean today! I'm getting murdered in the press, and Morris is gonna hang the responsibility of the bombing around my neck.Morris told me that I would rue the day Hill called him a cheap Jew. Ok, now I'm ruing the day! An I got that Limbaugh character reading Morris verbatim over the air...you gotta stop this somehow, and fast!
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