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Private Meeting Between Clinton/Carville Exposed
1FELLOW FREEPER | 1/2/2002 | 1 FELLOW FREEPER

Posted on 01/02/2002 7:48:11 AM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER

The meeting takes place at Clinton's Harlem office at 6 a.m.......Let's listen in.....

Clinton) You sure there are no bugs in here,Jimmy?

Carville) Uh uh, that coffee ready yet, I can't even think without my coffee...grabs pot.Bill, you roust me at 4 am for one your clan-des-tine meetings, I get coffee.Ok, deal the cards.

Clinton) I need you to take over my makeover, and I mean today! I'm getting murdered in the press, and Morris is gonna hang the responsibility of the bombing around my neck.Morris told me that I would rue the day Hill called him a cheap Jew. Ok, now I'm ruing the day! An I got that Limbaugh character reading Morris verbatim over the air...you gotta stop this somehow, and fast!

Carville) I can't stop this anymorn you can, as ol Ronnie said, the horse is out the barn. Why in hell did you make such a big deal about rebuilding your image, you're looking like a complete jackass. If you just drop this whole thing, lie low for a year or so, and tell your dumb ass wife to quit comparing you to Bush, this whole fiasco will blow over.An quit pickin on Morris, or he'll bury you! sure.

Clinton) Look Jim, I don't expect miracles, I just...

Carville) Miracles? Look, if you think I'm gonna go out an trash Bush when he's sittin at 90%.....hell, I'd be laughed out the country.You tryin to buy a painting what already been auctioned off.Look Bill, we had a great run you an I, DIDN'T WE...DIDN'T WE?...we had a helluva run. Now if you got any grace at all, take it easy, lay low, theres plenty of gals around help ya relax, now.I already got a gig with Kerry in Boston. Don't forget lay low...lay real low, hear what I'm sayin? And pray to God no more bombs drop....hear what I say? ........ya hear me??......


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1 posted on 01/02/2002 7:48:12 AM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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To: 1 FELLOW FREEPER; Snow Bunny; Alamo-Girl; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; onyx; RonDog...
Private Meeting Between Clinton/Carville Exposed

LOL! Short, sweet, funny! Thanks, 1 Fellow Freeper!
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2 posted on 01/02/2002 8:01:57 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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"...and tell your dumb ass wife to quit comparing you to Bush..."

If the serpent-head even thought those words he would find himself in a darkened room, on a concrete floor, on his knees naked, bound head to foot with chains.

Der Fuhrer-Frau, scantily dressed in black leather and studs, would be walking slowly around him on 6 inch spike heels, caressing him with a cat-o-nine-tails, singing softly under her breath in the husky, lethally slutty voice of a German cabaret singer...

"Fallink een luff agin...

Neveh vahnted to...

Vaht ahm I to do?

I cahn't hell pit!"

3 posted on 01/02/2002 8:04:44 AM PST by DWSUWF
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To: MeeknMing
Heh,heh
4 posted on 01/02/2002 8:05:34 AM PST by cardinal4
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To: DWSUWF
Love that er uh...Marlene!
5 posted on 01/02/2002 8:08:33 AM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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Hilarious and probably closer to the truth than we'll ever know. Thanks for the laugh.
6 posted on 01/02/2002 8:09:53 AM PST by Quilla
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To: DWSUWF
Not sure the six inch spike heels could stand up to those ankles.
7 posted on 01/02/2002 8:14:23 AM PST by blau993
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To: Quilla
Carville has been conspicuous by his absence,n'est pas?
8 posted on 01/02/2002 8:14:37 AM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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To: MeeknMing
LOL! Thanks for the heads up!
9 posted on 01/02/2002 9:40:54 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: blau993
That would be six inch railroad spikes.

That Might be enough to hold those ankles and that a$$.

10 posted on 01/02/2002 9:56:40 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER
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To: MeeknMing
If only this was true!
11 posted on 01/02/2002 2:11:31 PM PST by kassie
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To: Quilla
THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I WAS A FLY ON THE WALL......
12 posted on 01/02/2002 2:46:32 PM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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Hillary and her special pet.

NUMB SKULL

13 posted on 01/02/2002 3:01:57 PM PST by stlrocket
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Carville is hiding in Chappaqua, and he is the only one living there.
14 posted on 01/02/2002 3:43:12 PM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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To: Alamo-Girl
Please...don't mention head.
15 posted on 01/02/2002 3:44:03 PM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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To: kassie
Okay, so it happened 2 weeks ago...sue me!!
16 posted on 01/02/2002 3:45:01 PM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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To: stlrocket
Carville said)You think you got problems! I gotta sell a left wing Democrat Senator, with an ADA rating of 95% as a conservative.
17 posted on 01/02/2002 3:48:13 PM PST by 1 FELLOW FREEPER
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There are some overheard Clinton/Carville conversations in this thread, too:

A Wellsley Wench

18 posted on 01/02/2002 3:50:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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L O L:

Clinton) I need you to take over my makeover, and I mean today! I'm getting murdered in the press, and Morris is gonna hang the responsibility of the bombing around my neck.Morris told me that I would rue the day Hill called him a cheap Jew. Ok, now I'm ruing the day! An I got that Limbaugh character reading Morris verbatim over the air...you gotta stop this somehow, and fast!

19 posted on 01/02/2002 5:57:54 PM PST by GOPJ
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L O L:

Clinton) I need you to take over my makeover, and I mean today! I'm getting murdered in the press, and Morris is gonna hang the responsibility of the bombing around my neck.Morris told me that I would rue the day Hill called him a cheap Jew. Ok, now I'm ruing the day! An I got that Limbaugh character reading Morris verbatim over the air...you gotta stop this somehow, and fast!

20 posted on 01/02/2002 5:58:04 PM PST by GOPJ
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