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Homeland Security Issues Lifejackets To All Citizens
The Onion ^
| June 5, 2002
| Charlotte Corday
Posted on 06/05/2002 9:11:30 AM PDT by Charlotte Corday
"To say exactly what these life vests are for would not be in the best interests of national security, but I promise that this is not indicative of any serious threat," Ridge said.
"The best thing for everyone to do is simply go about their normal lives. With their life vests on, of course."
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; onion; satire; security
The Onion is a national treasure.
To: Charlotte Corday
Unfortunately some sleezeball boss here has decreed that the Onion be blocked.(No, I won't say where, but we make toys for the military)
So, if you can, post the whole article!
M1045
To: M_TEN_FORTYFIVE
You'll find the whole article in full at
Die Zweibel of Frankfurt, and
La Cipolla of Milan.
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posted on
06/05/2002 7:15:33 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
... whole article in full ...
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posted on
06/06/2002 5:51:30 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: Charlotte Corday
LOL. Hope they color code the jackets. I'd truly hate to commit a security fashion faux pas.
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posted on
06/06/2002 5:53:41 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: Charlotte Corday
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GONNA NUKE THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT, PUSHING KALIF INTO THE SEA!
To: Chad Bagwell
We can only hope.
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posted on
06/06/2002 7:28:46 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
To: Charlotte Corday
and don't take off your shoes.....
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