Southern Humor/NC division: SPECIAL FORCES

email | 8/31/2002 | Unknown

[RightOnline]

Some late breaking news on the affairs in the Middle East...... Southern Humor/NC division

SPECIAL FORCES

The Pentagon is developing a strategy to use a new elite special forces unit from North Carolina in search of remaining Taliban/Al Queda troops along the Afghan/Pakistan border. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Jimmie, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent to the region after being briefed with the following information on the Taliban/Al Queda:

1. The season on 'em just opened and there's no limit.

2. They taste just like chicken if you grill 'em right.

3. They don't like pickups, George Jones, football, or barbequed pork.

4. They don't believe in Jesus.

5. Beer and Playboy magazine are both illegal in their society.

6. Some of them are queers.

7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhart's death.

The Joint Chiefs expect the clean-up to be completed in about a week.

[RightOnline]

Them good ol' boys'll fix it right up.

Yep.

[gunnedah]

That is such an insult. It wouldnt take those good old boys two days to handle that situation armed with this enfo.

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Why do I seem to recall seeing this exact joke during Vietnam (minus item #7)?

I guess that good jokes just go on forever- this particular one probably dates back to the Roman Legions fighting Vercingetorix! ("Them Gauls don't like the Emporer! They spit on Romulus and Remus!" and etc.)

[RightOnline]

Here ya go.:)

[dubyagee]

Looks like our Taliban problem is about to be solved. 8 * )

[dcwusmc]

An oldie but a VERY goodie... thanks!

[1234]

how' bout puttin Skeeter on the list?

[Howlin]

#7 ought to do it!

[Amelia]

Good one! :)

[Mo1]

7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhart's death.

I wouldn't want to get in the way when the good old boys find this out ..

[Dog]

I posted this on the ATRW thread.....I am still laughing over it.....#7 would win us the war..

Rednecks vs. Taliban..

Lettttttttttt'sssssssss Get Ready to RRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[justshe]

President Bush was using secret code when he said: LET'S ROLL! Didn't you know that? ;-)

[Poohbah]

7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhart's death.

I wouldn't want to get in the way when the good old boys find this out ..

And #8 is going to cause the good ol' boys to commit some Geneva-Convention-outlawed acts:

8. The Taliban says that WWF Smackdown is all fake.

[kayak]

Yep, it shor 'nuf should!

[RightOnline]

I also hear tell they won't eat no beef jerky or pork rinds. Sheeeeeeee-it!!!!!

[dirtbiker]

I dont care how well trained these taliban are, there's no way they are gonna defeat 15 heavily armed rednecks in a 4WD pickup!