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| 8/31/2002
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Posted on 08/31/2002 8:02:11 AM PDT by RightOnline
Some late breaking news on the affairs in the Middle East...... Southern Humor/NC division
SPECIAL FORCES
The Pentagon is developing a strategy to use a new elite special forces unit from North Carolina in search of remaining Taliban/Al Queda troops along the Afghan/Pakistan border. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Jimmie, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent to the region after being briefed with the following information on the Taliban/Al Queda:
1. The season on 'em just opened and there's no limit.
2. They taste just like chicken if you grill 'em right.
3. They don't like pickups, George Jones, football, or barbequed pork.
4. They don't believe in Jesus.
5. Beer and Playboy magazine are both illegal in their society.
6. Some of them are queers.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhart's death.
The Joint Chiefs expect the clean-up to be completed in about a week.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cleanup; goodolboys; humor; northcarolina; specialforces; taliban
Them good ol' boys'll fix it right up.
Yep.
To: RightOnline
That is such an insult. It wouldnt take those good old boys two days to handle that situation armed with this enfo.
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posted on
08/31/2002 8:06:40 AM PDT
by
gunnedah
To: RightOnline
Why do I seem to recall seeing this exact joke during Vietnam (minus item #7)?
I guess that good jokes just go on forever- this particular one probably dates back to the Roman Legions fighting Vercingetorix! ("Them Gauls don't like the Emporer! They spit on Romulus and Remus!" and etc.)
To: Constitution Day; Howlin; Future Snake Eater
Here ya go.:)
To: RightOnline
Looks like our Taliban problem is about to be solved. 8 * )
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posted on
08/31/2002 9:27:38 AM PDT
by
dubyagee
To: RightOnline
An oldie but a VERY goodie... thanks!
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posted on
08/31/2002 9:28:13 AM PDT
by
dcwusmc
To: RightOnline
how' bout puttin Skeeter on the list?
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posted on
08/31/2002 9:29:31 AM PDT
by
1234
To: RightOnline; Amelia; kayak; Teacup; deport; Miss Marple; JeanS; RedBloodedAmerican; Lizzy W; ...
#7 ought to do it!
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posted on
08/31/2002 9:46:08 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Howlin
Good one! :)
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posted on
08/31/2002 10:10:29 AM PDT
by
Amelia
To: Howlin
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhart's death. I wouldn't want to get in the way when the good old boys find this out ..
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posted on
08/31/2002 11:10:14 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: Howlin
I posted this on the ATRW thread.....I am still laughing over it.....#7 would win us the war..
Rednecks vs. Taliban..
Lettttttttttt'sssssssss Get Ready to RRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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posted on
08/31/2002 11:10:40 AM PDT
by
Dog
To: Mo1
President Bush was using secret code when he said: LET'S ROLL! Didn't you know that? ;-)
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posted on
08/31/2002 11:14:04 AM PDT
by
justshe
To: Mo1
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhart's death.I wouldn't want to get in the way when the good old boys find this out ..
And #8 is going to cause the good ol' boys to commit some Geneva-Convention-outlawed acts:
8. The Taliban says that WWF Smackdown is all fake.
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posted on
08/31/2002 11:17:40 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Howlin
Yep, it shor 'nuf should!
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posted on
08/31/2002 12:00:49 PM PDT
by
kayak
To: Howlin; All
I also hear tell they won't eat no beef jerky or pork rinds. Sheeeeeeee-it!!!!!
To: RightOnline
I dont care how well trained these taliban are, there's no way they are gonna defeat 15 heavily armed rednecks in a 4WD pickup!
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