Caption this: French Defense Minister

AP Via Yahoo ^ | Thu Oct 17,12:51 PM ET | (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer)

[weegee]

French Defense Minister Michele Alliot- Marie reacts to a reporter's question following her meeting with Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld Thursday, Oct. 17, 2002, at the Pentagon, in Washington. (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer)

[weegee]

The look of irritable bowel syndrome.

[Frank_Discussion]

(it's all of that cheese and whine...)

[SGCOS]

Sacre Bleu, who cut the cheese?

[101st-Eagle]

Do you Americans really think your dying is such a cause for our concern?

[Doug Loss]

"Why yes, Secretary Rumsfeld spoke sternly to me about French support for the US position toward Iraq, at which point I summarily surrendered all of the French military to him. What of it?"

[drjimmy]

"How do you say, 'We surrender,' in Arabic?"

[Sloth]

You'd smell this way too, if you bathed bi-weekly.

[Redcloak]

That can't be the French Defense Minister. Her hands aren't in the air.

[taxcontrol]

"Now I understand that 'woodshed' thing you Americans talk about."

[epluribus_2]

Your response is so much truer than the jest it appeared to be. It explains 94% of the reluctance of nations to join us. (6% remaining is financial)

[Grut]

French Defense Minister

Now, there's a concept!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Mon Dieu, Ah smeell Bleu Cheese"

[b4its2late]

Hillary must be in the room.......

[MattinNJ]

French Defense Minister

Shouldn't that be French Surrender Minister.

[goodnesswins]

YES, I am THE oxymoron!

[dgallo51]

Who cut the brie?

[amarsh]

The French have a Defense Minister? My only thought is that this is the ultimate oxymoron.

[amarsh]

You beat me to it.

[Cyber Liberty]

"Why on Earth would I want to kiss a (ugh!) man???"

[midwestmidnight]

(in a really bad French accent)

"Oui, we as French need to be, as you say, beach slapped!"