[rintense]

Didn't he just get married to Lisa Marie Presley?

[Diddle E. Squat]

What's next, commercials for strip clubs, potency enhancement, and 1-900 sports gambling?

[jz638]

The guy who hits the button to make the wooshing noise gets paid piece rate, or at least it seems that way.

[Aquinasfan]

Fox News Channel just broke in with a "!This is a Fox News Alert!" to breathlessly announce that Nicolas Cage was getting a divorce.

LOL! You speak the truth!

[Skooz]

You've got to be kidding!

[The Grim Freeper]

Presley is a Scientologist. Cage should never have married her to begin with (obviously).

[Maigrey]

So what is the record for number of times getting married? Now for the inconsiderate comment:

Who does she think she is, a certain idol of a false religion?

-Maigrey-

[July 4th]

Click here: Fox News Alert

[Constitution Day]

I concur.
We often have the TV on Fox in the background, not watching.
I used to look up when the dramatic "News Alert" sound was played.

No more!

[Wright is right!]

"FOX NEWS ALERT" is what they call their top-of-the-hour and bottom-of-the-hour headline news breaks. They run them every single hour, 24/7/365. "Fox News Alert" does not mean "breaking news." Fox News Alert = Latest News Headlines at :00 and :30.

Michael

[BJungNan]

Between their graphics at the bottom of the screen -that actually take up half the screen - and now this bluting of the less than blurtable that your report, it is getting hard to see the news for the noise on Fox.

[SAMS]

darn, and I really thought those kids had a chance....

[MedicalMess]

I wonder how much Lisa Marie Presley will pocket from Nicolas Cage for that short period of prostitution.

[agrace]

A week or so ago Fox broke into an interview to cover an ongoing freeway car chase in LA. They had no idea who the police were chasing, why they were chasing him, and reported absolutely no details whatsoever about the situation. Less than five minutes later, he wrecked his car and the cops grabbed him jumping the guardrail. It was a good thing - Linda Vester truly seemed embarrassed. And they never did report any additional details or why they cut to it in the first place. It was ridiculous.

[Izzy Dunne]

Free Republic plummets to irrelevance!

This has gotten completely ridiculous.

Free Republic just posted a vanity to breathlessly announce that Nicolas Cage was getting a divorce.
Beam me up, Commander Riker.

[Constitution Day]

"Imad Ashail Andnotgonnatakit"

LOL @ your "Author".

[Nitro]

How about right now...

Tonya Harding is announcing she will become a "proffesional" boxer!!

[ThomasMore]

Nicolas Cage was getting a divorce.

Announcing a divorce in Homowood CA is like announcing that Joe Bazooka is about to chew another bubble gum. These guys fill out their divorce paperwork along with their marriage certificate.

[lelio]

A poster on here called the "FOX News Alert" the "Cat in Tree Alert!" which is fitting. What's really annoying is that they break into actual news stories to cover things like Lynn Chenney practicing the Christmas Tree ceremony. How about that, I didn't even mean to connect the two. Its somehow karmic. The news has come full circle.

[FryingPan101]

Yeah. Without a doubt it dilutes the importance of a FOX NEWS ALERT. Maybe I won't even lift my eyes to look next time.