CAPTION THIS: (North Korean Border Staredown Yesterday)

Yahoo News (Reuters Photo) ^ | 9 January 2003 | AmericanInTokyo

[AmericanInTokyo]

CAPTIONS, PLEASE

No Foul Language, if possible (...but close to it--or phonetically romanized Korean--is fine).

[Redcloak]

"What did you say about my mother's kimchee recipe, you running dog imperialist?!?"

[swarthyguy]

I fart in your general direction, you ignorant piece of dog dropping...

[anobjectivist]

Thinks to himself "I really wish our country could afford softer toilet paper"

[Steely Tom]

You lookin' at ME?

[Kenton]

God, I'm sorry, but those Koreans are the most plug-ugly people on the face of the earth. The mean just comes shining through over everything.

[Lexington Green]

Rice really binds me up.....

[homeschool mama]

I heard on the news that South Korean citizens (generally speaking) want the USA military out of their country. Fine. Perhaps we *should* leave. Even though we saved their butts in the Korean war they want us gone. In our place they can eventually be controlled by North Korea. Lovely.

[Revelation 911]

[Corporate Law]

"I am going to hold my breath until you surrender, capitalist pig dog."

[amused]

"Can you smell what the Rock is cookin...."

[Bacon Man]

Uhg! I did NOT pull your finger you imperialist pig!

[CJ Wolf]

Nice pant's, where have they been?

[humblegunner]

Fried dog ping.

[hang 'em]

Hu yu say got No Dong?

I say Yu got No Dong!

[JennysCool]

Looks to me like a textbook case of helmet envy.

[Bacon Man]

Priceless expression ping!

[myrabach]

Eyeballs... I don't need no stinking eyeballs...

[Paul Ross]

I feel like target practice...

[ArrogantBustard]

HUH! You Cannot Defeat the IRON-CURTAIN CHEF!!!