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Ants.
Self | January 14, 2003 | Luis Gonzalez

Posted on 01/14/2003 2:26:38 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez

Ants...

That's my answer.

My wife hates ants, she freaks out when she sees those little tiny ones (pissants we called them as kids) running across the kitchen floor. She buys gallons of insecticide, she drowns them in the stuff, and we pay a guy to fumigate every month.

But the ants always come back.

One day I decided to find out what was going on, I had always thought that ants are just a fact of life, and that you better get used to interacting with insects, living in the tropics and all (the Florida State bird should be the mosquito), so I tracked one.

It came in through a tiny hole under the sliding-glass door leading out to the patio. It ran across the floor, along the wall, up the side of the cabinet, and into a little crevice that led it to the storage area below my kitchen sink. I opened the door just in time to see the little guy climb up the wall of the kitchen trashcan, and into a veritable pissant smorgasbord!

My kid's leftover banana peels from breakfast, the last two bites of a Pop Tart, some coffee grounds, and the crumbs from the bottom of a box of Frosted Flakes.

No lid.

That's our problem, we leave sugar out for the ants, and then we act surprised, and outraged, when they show up to do what ants do.

What needs to be done about illegal immigration, in order to truly bring an end the problem, may be more than what we as a nation may be willing to go through. We need to stop giving the house away, and quit electing politicians who do it. We need to convince others that they need to do the same.

The quick (and deadly) solution of militarizing the borders, is scary, and has no possible end in sight, the moment we think we have things under control and stand down, the ants will come again. It's like taking an over-the-counter cold remedy, you're still sick; you're just too medicated to notice; and as soon as you stop taking it, you feel like crap again.

We need to seriously curtail the welfare entitlement programs, for everyone too, not just illegal immigrants. We need to limit State assistance to anyone believed to be here illegally to:

We need to challenge the current interpretation of the XIV Amendment in Court, a well-organized, well-financed challenge seeking to eliminate "anchor babies". We need to severely fine and/or prosecute employers found guilty of knowingly using illegal alien help. We need hard time for smuggling, and manufacturing and/or distribution of falsified legal identification documents...hard time, not Fed time.

We need to increase the technological abilities of the INS and the Border Patrol, and improve their efficiency.

I think we should offer incentives to American manufacturing firms looking to set up shop overseas, to build in Mexico, and not China. Mexico needs to co-operate with some internal reforms, and by relaxing some laws. If we are about to help a nation grow economically, I want it to be the one right next door to me, not the one who has nukes trained on me.

We should also bring back the Bracero program, it's a win-win.

Any individual caught in the U.S. illegally should be deported, and not allowed to return to this country, for any reason, for life. But I also think that if we find someone who has been here illegally for fifteen years, working, not breaking laws, setting roots, and otherwise being a model member of the community, we need to give them special consideration, and try thinking out of the box for a kinder solution.

I want to solve the problem, not medicate the symptoms.

I think a long-term goal of US foreign policy towards Mexico should be one of mutually beneficial trade terms, and wealth creation.

And I think that we need to clean up our spilt sugar. The ants will not sneak in under the sliding-glass door, because they know there's nothing in here for them.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Government; Mexico; News/Current Events; US: Arizona; US: California; US: New Mexico; US: Texas; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: immigration
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To: RJayneJ
That's our problem, we leave sugar out for the ants, and then we act surprised, and outraged, when they show up to do what ants do.

Ping to the quoted line for possible QOTD....

41 posted on 01/14/2003 5:00:48 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Raving Lunatic LLC)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Any individual caught in the U.S. illegally should be deported, and not allowed to return to this country, for any reason, for life. But I also think that if we find someone who has been here illegally for fifteen years, working, not breaking laws, setting roots, and otherwise being a model member of the community, we need to give them special consideration, and try thinking out of the box for a kinder solution.

Does not make sense at all. How is 15 years a magic number? What is the reasoning behind the above 2 statements.

I do agree that we need to cut off the sugar. Even if we cut off the sugar, the problem with letting people in is, we will have to make it inconvinient for the legal folks in their everyday life by introducing somethign in the lines of national ID to find out who gets the sugar.

42 posted on 01/14/2003 5:07:30 PM PST by Cool Guy
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Any individual caught in the U.S. illegally should be deported, and not allowed to return to this country, for any reason, for life. But I also think that if we find someone who has been here illegally for fifteen years, working, not breaking laws, setting roots, and otherwise being a model member of the community, we need to give them special consideration, and try thinking out of the box for a kinder solution.

And what happens to the ones who aren't caught? If they work hard, don't break the law, and are model members of the community, in fifteen years from now they would also want people thinking out of the box for a kinder solution and special consideration. :-)

43 posted on 01/14/2003 7:08:07 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul (Just want to see if you reply to my post.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
And what would you do with the ones that aren't caught?
44 posted on 01/14/2003 7:21:42 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Lurker
"Breaking the law should not be rewarded."

Never said that. But there are many levels of penalties that can be set when one is found guilty of breaking the law. Deportation is just one.

45 posted on 01/14/2003 7:23:26 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
I think we should offer incentives to American manufacturing firms looking to set up shop overseas, to build in Mexico, and not China.

I agree with you on this. We need to give Mexicans a reason to stay south of the border.

46 posted on 01/14/2003 7:25:53 PM PST by tubebender (I gave at the secure server...)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK
"The tunnels were found Saturday by Mexican agents patrolling near the border city of Nogales."

Nice to see Mexican authorities taking care of their side of the issue.

47 posted on 01/14/2003 7:26:03 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Willie Green
In other words, maintain the status quo that makes crossing the border illegally so tempting?

One more reason why I say that we don't have the resolve to do what's needed.
48 posted on 01/14/2003 7:28:17 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
And what would you do with the ones that aren't caught?

Hard to do anything if they aren't caught. But, if they are caught….here is something I agree with:

"Any individual caught in the U.S. illegally should be deported, and not allowed to return to this country, for any reason, for life."

49 posted on 01/14/2003 7:33:33 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
So, you then agreed with the deportation of that student who even Tancredo supported in his attempt to stay?
50 posted on 01/14/2003 7:35:01 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
…Offer incentives to American manufacturing firms looking to set up shop overseas, to build in Mexico, and not China. […]

We should also bring back the Bracero program, it's a win-win.

I definitely like these ideas.

I would add that in exchange for the guest-worker program and incentives for American corporations to relocate to Mexico and not China, Mexico law enforcement agents will patrol the Mexican border to prevent illegal immigration into the US.

If you have been to Mexico, Luis, you know that all those single guys with a one-way ticket to Reynosa or Tijuana are not local tourists. The Mexican federales can be our best ally to seal our porous border if they are given incentives. Boarding buses and checking national flights can stop most of the illegal immigration into the US if properly done by Mexican law enforcement agents.

I would propose that a minute percentage of the guest workers’ paycheck should go to pay the salaries of the Mexican federal agents. This tax will be collected by the Mexican authorities when the Mexican workers send back their remesas to their families.

51 posted on 01/14/2003 7:43:56 PM PST by LO_IQ
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To: Luis Gonzalez
LOL, did you read my tagline?
52 posted on 01/14/2003 7:44:27 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: LO_IQ
"I would propose that a minute percentage of the guest workers’ paycheck should go to pay the salaries of the Mexican federal agents."

Collect that instead of Social Security.

53 posted on 01/14/2003 7:46:04 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
I almost didn't reply to anyone for two reasons:
54 posted on 01/14/2003 7:48:18 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: mhking
What say you my friend?
55 posted on 01/14/2003 7:50:09 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Good article, Luis. I do believe that there are already numerous American firms located south of the border. The reason that they move there is "cheap" labor and no unions to contend with. Several texile plants in South Carolina have moved to Mexico and other Latin American countries. The reasoning has always been lower overheard costs!

Deportation is an excellent idea. I do believe that when illegals are found they are given an hearing and then deportation already. They just go back home and wait a week or two and come right back though. How do we control that issue?

I depised Ants, yech!!!! All bugs, gack!!! Shudder!!! It is a good anology though!

Love the Bananna Republic logo!
56 posted on 01/14/2003 7:52:56 PM PST by dixie sass
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Just got a 65" digital TV.

Wow! Congratulations.

I agree with your article, btw. Just pulling your leg a little.

57 posted on 01/14/2003 7:53:08 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: dixie sass
"How do we control that issue?"

Again, by eliminating the reasons why they come here to begin with.

Given a choice, most people would rather not leave the country where they were born, and become a stranger in a strange land. Given the opportunity to live and take care of their families in Mexico, I firmly believe that most Mexicans would opt to stay home.

58 posted on 01/14/2003 7:56:53 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Cool Guy
"How is 15 years a magic number?"

It's my number, yours may be 20...or 0.

59 posted on 01/14/2003 7:58:37 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Anyone see that show on VH1 ("Behind the Music" ?) featuring Ozzy that told of the incident where he snorted a line of live ants?

Bet that left a mark!

Trajan88

60 posted on 01/14/2003 8:01:33 PM PST by Trajan88
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