Why Men Are So Damn Cool!!!!

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[Boot Hill]

Why Men are so Damn Cool:

1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Are you a male or female? Just curious.

[Chong]

"No maxi-pads."

And they don't have to deal with "wings" either! lol.

[southernnorthcarolina]

And we can write our names in the snow... THAT is the best part...

Of course, it's more impressive if you use a fancy font.

Regards,

southernnorthcarolina

[ricpic]

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Not if you're left handed.

Lefties NEVER get the hang of it.

[Wolverine]

Being able to pee standing up is not an unmixed blessing.

 

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, let's just say large block letters and leave it at that, shall we? ;0)

[BenR2]

Fun post.

[LurkerNoMore!]

*rotf* @ "Don't expect to master this skill on your first attempt."

[Boot Hill]

"And we can write our names in the snow... THAT is the best part..."

Well...not always. I once did that at –30º. The pain was indescribable!

--Boot

[Boot Hill]

"No maxi-pads."

As long as you don't count old men with hemorrhoids!

--Boot

[cajungirl]

Just a question why don't men wax anyway? I think they ought to just try it once and see what they think!

[calljack]

I am a a man.
I am cool.
Therefore men are cool.
Jeez.

[Boot Hill]

Wow, that site's a real crack up (no pun intended)!

To others that haven't checked out Woverine's link yet, YOU'VE JUST GOT TO SEE THIS: A Woman's Guide on How to Pee Standing Up

--Boot Hill

[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

these are FUNNY! thanks for posting.

[Roscoe]

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

[mhking]

Damn right!

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[Boot Hill]

cajungirl asks:   "Just a question why don't men wax anyway? I think they ought to just try it once and see what they think!"

Good point. I never understood that particular fetish. Maybe it's my age.

--Boot

[Boot Hill]

LOL, you're right!

--Boot

[Revolting cat!]

No # 1 reason why women are cooler:

Can get laid whenver they want to!

[antaresequity]

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS BRAINLESS B*&$~&^&T.

I like it and think its funny. Who made you a moderator. Soak it in cider buddy.