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Suggestions for messages written on bombs...
3/28/03
| drew
Posted on 03/28/2003 2:40:21 AM PST by drew
Some suggestions for the messages that are put on bombs our planes are dropping (stolen from P.J. O'Rourke in "Give War a Chance"):
"Stealth fighters do it in the place where you least expect them to do it"
"My other bomb is atomic"
"If you can read this, you're dead"
BTW, I was going through P.J.'s book the other day, re-reading his dispatches from the first Gulf War. He gave descriptions of what the Iraqis did to the Kuwaitis, torturing and killing hundreds. Somehow we forgot how barbaric thay can be, though we're being reminded of it now. They are not an army, but a gang of murderous thugs, and they are getting their comeuppance.
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KEYWORDS: bombs; humor
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posted on
03/28/2003 2:40:21 AM PST
by
drew
To: drew
"Say GOODBYE, please!"
2
posted on
03/28/2003 2:41:40 AM PST
by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered....)
To: drew
Gotta bring back a classic for this list...
A picture of Kilroy, with an "Up yours Baby!!" written below it!
JMTC...
3
posted on
03/28/2003 2:42:44 AM PST
by
sit-rep
To: drew
"In remembrance of 9-11"
"Psst: BOOM"
4
posted on
03/28/2003 2:44:05 AM PST
by
Aeronaut
(It's all about You, Lord.)
To: drew
It's your turn, love Kenny...
5
posted on
03/28/2003 2:45:05 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: drew
6
posted on
03/28/2003 2:48:17 AM PST
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
To: drew
" HELLO!!!""--"GOODBYE!!!"
7
posted on
03/28/2003 2:53:42 AM PST
by
Renegade
To: drew
"To Infinity and beyond!"
8
posted on
03/28/2003 3:41:22 AM PST
by
Duke Nukum
([T]he only true mystery is that our very lives are governed by dead people.)
To: drew
"Can you hear me now?"
9
posted on
03/28/2003 3:48:42 AM PST
by
SMDC/TLX
To: drew
On a MO "Check out this Mother..."
10
posted on
03/28/2003 3:59:17 AM PST
by
chainsaw
To: drew
Don't bother running.
11
posted on
03/28/2003 4:18:28 AM PST
by
B4Ranch
(Keep America safe! Thank the troops for our freedom.)
To: drew
I'm Virgin number 72.
12
posted on
03/28/2003 4:38:28 AM PST
by
YOMO
To: drew
Fadayeen Saddam, Meet Fadayeen Bush
13
posted on
03/28/2003 5:35:07 AM PST
by
PokeyJoe
(BBQ Iraqi Pork Ribs for Dinner.)
To: drew
Buh-bye!
14
posted on
03/28/2003 5:36:29 AM PST
by
JimRed
(Disinformation is the leftist's and enemy's friend; consider the source before believing.)
To: drew
"Contains 100% pure Whoop-Ass"
"Wait'll my big brother shows up"
"Suprise! You're Dead!"
15
posted on
03/28/2003 5:40:00 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: drew
"If you can read this, run for your life."
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posted on
03/28/2003 5:45:19 AM PST
by
Bryan24
To: drew
Saddamize Hussein.
17
posted on
03/28/2003 6:25:07 AM PST
by
darth
To: darth
"Here's your Lewinsky"
18
posted on
03/28/2003 6:43:18 AM PST
by
Big Giant Head
(tick tock, tick tock, Saddam, tick tock,)
To: drew
Rock the Casbah!
Improvements being made. Please Excuse Our Mess
CAUTION: This End Blows Up on Contact
Official U.S. Iraqi Mole. We know where you live.
Dear Saddam, Please accept this 2,000 lb mustache trimmer as a token of our contempt.
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posted on
03/28/2003 7:18:17 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(Sua Sponte)
To: drew
"Contains 100% of the U.S. RDA of Whoop-Ass."
"The Mother of All Firecrackers."
"Terrorist Suppositories."
"If you can read this, tell Allah we said 'hi'."
"Ceci n'est pas une bomb." ("This is not a bomb." - Considering all the lies the French told us about Iraq's being "disarmed.")
-Jay
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posted on
03/28/2003 9:50:02 AM PST
by
Jay D. Dyson
(Terrorists of the world, RISE UP! [So I may more easily gun you down.])
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