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CNN DECLARES "All-Out War" AGAINST FOX NEWS
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| 03.07.03
| NathanPorter
Posted on 04/07/2003 8:46:09 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: Democratshavenobrains
Picture James Carville as the CNN Information Minister.Perfect!
To: 3AngelaD
Oh, sure! And just 100 yards away elements of the CNN invading forces were parading through the streets!
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:13:11 AM PDT
by
Illbay
(Don't believe every tagline you read - including this one)
To: fight_truth_decay
Hilarious, but you didn't mention The Forehead!
To: Terpfen
Wait, where are the FOX Fan Legions?
FOX Fedayeen saddle up!
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:15:16 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Bumperootus!)
To: fight_truth_decay
Hilarious!
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:15:43 AM PDT
by
amused
(Republicans for Sharpton!)
To: Terpfen
The FOX fans are waiting in the West New Jersey Petrolieum Fields to start the invasion of Atlanta..
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:17:18 AM PDT
by
ewing
To: fight_truth_decay
CNN............
Cancelled News Network
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:18:38 AM PDT
by
DD938
(God Bless America & Great Britian ( an old Navy veteran))
To: San Jacinto
It is obvious that Aaron Brown was taken out the first night in a decapitation strike. The dummy claiming to be Aaron Brown CNN has propped up night after night in front of the camera is clearly a cardboard cut-out.My sources tell me that Aaron Brown was not decapitated, but was treated by Russian doctors for a series head wound. He was last seen at CNN headquarters, walking through pre-emptive smoky oil fires and glad-handing the staffers
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:18:41 AM PDT
by
KansasCanadian
(Baghdad Bob on Comedy Central)
To: San Jacinto
Your report is premature....
Aaron Brown has changed into his golf clothes and has hidden himself amoung other golfer's on a local municipal golf course.
This might have been a misguided decision on Brown's part as all golf courses are closed on Monday.
FOX Special Ops are, at this very momment, infiltrating all 19th holes around the greater metro area for signs of Brown and his henchmen. Developing...
To: fight_truth_decay
The only problem with this attack description, is that CNN doesn't have this advanced equipment. They're using the likes of Zahn, Blitzer, Chung/King (takeout) against Hume, Smith, Cavuto, O'Reilly, Hannity/Colmes. We have the long range bombers, the cruise missiles and the precision bombs. They have the devisions in full retreat.
FoxNews has it's tanks in their palace, and they have Larry King on the air telling folks our troops are outside killing themselves.
Bagdad Bob has nothing on CNN. CNN should change their intials to HasBn.
To: ewing
Whoa ! Who would want to invade
ATLANTA ???
Calcutta, maybe, but Atlanta ??
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:21:12 AM PDT
by
genefromjersey
(Save the last 6 for pall-bearers !)
To: fight_truth_decay
Good stuff. I'm glad you have that Smirking Jerk Bill Press in there, even though he is now over at MSNBC and WMAL.
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:21:29 AM PDT
by
leadpenny
(OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM)
To: fight_truth_decay; Interesting Times
This was humorous but not outrageously funny because all humor has to have some basis in truth and it is impossible to imagine anyone at CNN having the capability to rally troops of any type. Now, had the author speculated on CNN being capable of sponsoring terrorism.... that would be more accurate!
Regards,
TS
To: 3AngelaD
That was one of Brit's doubles. He never goes out it public with the war on. :)
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:22:01 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: battlegearboat
Aaron Brown has changed into his golf clothes and has hidden himself amoung other golfer's on a local municipal golf course.Reporting from the 19th hole, Fox special ops has just replaced Brown's Pink Lady with an exploding Titlest Xout
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:22:39 AM PDT
by
KansasCanadian
(Baghdad Bob on Comedy Central)
To: nina0113
ping -- this is too funny.
To: Judith Anne
Obviously, Fox has already won, and CNN is just late to the hostilities. ;-D Obviously, CNN is getting their copy of the NY Times a day late! ;D
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:24:00 AM PDT
by
Dutchgirl
( "We have missiles named Hellfire. Theirs are named Seersucker. You tell me who's going to win.)
To: genefromjersey
Only the CNN Center in Atlanta, the light infantry march from New Jersey to Georgia will be the 'fastest in modern history'
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:25:34 AM PDT
by
ewing
To: battlegearboat
Aaron Brown has retreated to Pine Valley Golf Club taking his two top commanders with him, Judy 'Minister of Information' Woodruff and Christianne 'Where's My 5 Star Hotel' Ammenpour.
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:28:39 AM PDT
by
ewing
To: fight_truth_decay
CNN = DNC = French = Germans
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posted on
04/07/2003 9:29:36 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because your paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
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