Dennis Miller Ripping Clinton on Leno!

Jay Leno | May 7, 2003

[NH Liberty]

Is anybody watching Leno tonight???

[NH Liberty]

Dennis Miller: "Hey Bill (Klinton) ... if you were any lower rent, you'd be a spring break destination..."

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Hilarious!

[BunnySlippers]

Too early for Leno out here. If I was Dennis Miller, I'd get a bodyguard.

[bobbyd]

This is Good!

[NH Liberty]

This guy is unbelievable... I never watch this program but happened to be talking to a friend on the phone who wanted me to switch it on because Leno was doing the "man on the street" interviews. Then Miller came on and he's giving it to the Lefties in a big way and getting lots of applause for it!

[NH Liberty]

Did you happen to hear the "low rent" comment, bobbyd?

[Simmy]

Jay Leno isn't on yet, but since it will have Dennis Miller, I'm deffinetely watching.

[bonfire]

What was he saying when they bleeped him?

[sayfer bullets]

Saw that.....the look INTO the camera made that line BIGTIME effective:

"...And Bill Clinton's been shooting his mouth off too...yeah...if he'd only attacked Terrorism like he attacks Bush we wouldn't have ever had this problem, and Hey... Bill...[looks at camera] If you were any more LOW RENT you'd be a spring break destination."

Leno- "...and with that we'll take a break..."

[TigersEye]

This is good stuff. More excerpts for the tube deprived...please!

[PGalt]

Thanks for info. It's Miller time.

[Brimack34]

He said something like: Back off the WMD comments we do not care, all we had too see is the smiles on the kids faces running around the Iraq streets.

[sayfer bullets]

The other stuff either went buy too fast, I was grabbing my gut in pain laughing, or it was bleeped. [He might have topped madonna on Letterman for F-bombs.

Man, he cracks me up. I always had a hard time understanding how such a brilliant guy could be a freakin' liberal. I guess the "over-30 and NOT a conservative = no brain" applies here.

[Optimist]

If I was Dennis Miller, I'd get a bodyguard

AND DEFINITELY STOP FLYING!

[WSGilcrest]

Too bad Perky Couric wasn't hosting tonight. Will watch, thanks.

[NH Liberty]

"What was he saying when they bleeped him?"

Not sure. Had TV volume down low...hubby sleeping and snoring, since he gets up at 4am....

[TigersEye]

Rip 'em, Dennis! The man is very funny. Now if he would apply the logic he has found in national security to gun ownership his conversion will be near complete.

[Warhead W-88]

Miller said several bleeped curses.

1. About the looting of the Baghdad Museum, he said "F--k that museum."

2. Regarding the looted items, he said, "So what? Everything in their country looks like the looted stuff. Their new sh-t looks just like their old sh-t."

3. Playing on the name "Uday" (or Hooday, as Miller pronounces it), he said, "Hoodey? Dey's da Marines, Motherf--ker."

[ProTruth]

Miller said re. his career in the mega-liberal show-business,

"My career's fine. I live in a nice house. What's the sense of having a nicer house if you can't live with yourself?"

-- paraphrased, but the gist.

Miller praised Bush, bashed Daschle and T.Kennedy. What he says about 60minutes & B.Clinton being LOW rent is awesome.

FYI,
Miller's Op-Ed in the WSJ:

http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110003453

[bonfire]

Thanks!