My ''Friend'' Bill Clinton

The American Prowler ^ | 5/9/2003 | John W. Whitehead

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you both so much for all the encouragements!

Extra special hugs to you, Jeff, for the new user interface on the DSL!

I'm sure you'll be refreshed after that luncheon, buffyt! It sounds exciting. Good for y'all!

[capydick]

"He's going to do something significant that helps people".

Hari-Kari is a would be a good start.......

He probably thinks that Hari-Kari is a stripper he hasnt nailed yet.

[hoosiermama]

BUMP FOR LATER!

[NCC-1701]

"...He could teach Bible classes..."

You've GOT to be kidding. He's the last one anyone would want for that field of teaching. Bring him in as an example of what NOT to be. However, his expertise in the areas of adultry, fornication, and other deviant behavior would be useful. Please, Bill, just go away. Far, Far away.

[hang 'em]

The REAL "Living History" -- clintoplasmodial slime


...That one really should hang in a museum. Bravo! A tremendous work of art.

[Paulus Invictus]

Osama's cave in Afganistan is no doubt still empty. The Felon would help the world by going to live there permanently. He might become a guru for the camels.

[cardinal4]

Clinton teaching bible classes...

That jumped out at me, too. Sometimes the jokes write themselves...

[Mia T]

thx. ;) you gave me an idea... will "hang" it in clinton's monument to himself. ;)

[sharktrager]

Sorry, but Hillary has been essentially declared the Democratic leader in the Senate (even though she holds no such loft post), and is the best candidate the Dems have for President (even though she's not running).

Can't ignore her.

[Grampa Dave]

You need to order Newsmax's newest Deck of Cards, The Deck of Weasels. It has the biggest Rats in America as the card faces. It should bring a lot of laughs at your next bridge group.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/908355/posts

[cgk]

Heh. Your tagline should read: "Clinton diddled fiddled while America burned."

Or can I say that here?

[Rebelbase]

I was gonna ping you when I saw the first one but decided to scroll to the bottom and found you here already.

Please let me know how it turns out.

[Fzob]

But first he must recover his dignity enough so that he can be taken seriously again.

This sorta implies he had some dignity at some point in his sorry life. I just don't believe it's true.

Dignity and Bill Clinton in the same sentence is like having warmth and Hillery Clinton in the same sentence. It cause some sort of cognitive dissidences.

[Slyfox]

There was a crooked man, who had a crooked weiner...

[SerpentDove]

[Mia T]

thx. :)

[lilylangtree]

"Jimmy Carter has done them all."

Not Bubba's mentor, JFK was. Is this why JC won the Nobel? (/sarc)

[mombonn]

But first he must recover his dignity enough so that he can be taken seriously again.

He cannot recover that which he never possessed. He will be anathema forever.

[Mia T]

bump!

[SupplySider]

Jimmy Carter brought us to the brink of economic collapse AND nuclear war. Now we are supposed to love him because he builds houses for people on camera. Please spare us from another wonderful Democratic ex-president.