Caption this painting

Reuters/Yahoo! News | May 13, 2003

[Charles Henrickson]

Jackson Pollack's painting, 'Number 17, 1949,' shown here, will be offered at Sotheby's Evening Sale of Contemporary Art in New York on May 13, 2003. The painting is expected to sell for $5 million to $7 million. REUTERS/Sotheby's-Handout NO SALES NO ARCHIVE

[Afronaut]

It doesn't match the drapes

[9999lakes]

Texas democratic legislators, hiding in west Texas mesquite, vow, "No Way We Will Ever Be A Minority Party!"

[Texas Eagle]

"A Fool And His Money"

[Charles Henrickson]

Aerial view of Baghdad after "Shock and Awe."

[ikka]

Pollack's painting was based on his disgust for watercress and white bread sandwiches, after an incident where he threw up on his hostess' lap due to the cucumber being washed in unclean water.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

You posted it upside down

[rface]

my cat puked up something that looked just like that. I will title this masterpiece:

HAIR-BALL

[Nateman]

"Air Sickness" currently in the museum of horrors, on loan frrm the Freddy Kruger collection.

[rface]

DRAIN CLOG

[Charles Henrickson]

Mold from "Ol' Crusty," growing on Hillary's skin.

[Slyfox]

Monkey With A Squirt Gun

The Artist - Bobo

[Ditter]

"Wait till your father gets home!"

[Texas Eagle]

"WTF?"

[Cicero]

That does it. I'm withdrawing my bid.

[savedbygrace]

"Bug Rage"

[Nateman]

"My drop cloth runnth over" by Shaky Sue Splatten.

[Revolting cat!]

"History of the World, Part I"

[Charles Henrickson]

P. T. Barnum was right.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Jackson Pollack's painting, 'This was supposed to be something else, but I screwed it up and later used the canvas to dry my brushes' shown here, will be offered at Sotheby's Evening Sale of Contemporary Art in New York on May 13, 2003. The painting is expected to sell for $5 million to $7 million, and to be bought by someone with too much money and too little common sense.

REUTERS/Sotheby's-Handout NO SALES NO ARCHIVE