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The Trees
Rush

Posted on 05/20/2003 9:11:04 AM PDT by new spartacus

There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples, (And they're quite convinced the're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light. But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made. And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade.

So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights. "These oaks are just too greedy; We will make them give us light." Now there's no more oak oppression, For they passed a noble law, And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw.


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1 posted on 05/20/2003 9:11:04 AM PDT by new spartacus
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To: new spartacus
Wow, skippy, you're busy today. Having fun?
2 posted on 05/20/2003 9:12:39 AM PDT by FourPeas
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To: new spartacus; Admin Moderator
LOL, and your point is...? He's back, folks.
3 posted on 05/20/2003 9:13:11 AM PDT by Bahbah
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To: new spartacus
Unfortunately for the maples, the oaks were the ones paying the taxes that kept the irrigation of the fields going... once the maples axed the oaks, the tax base shrivelled up and the maples died, too.
4 posted on 05/20/2003 9:14:36 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
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To: new spartacus
I told you drugs were dangerous!
5 posted on 05/20/2003 9:16:16 AM PDT by verity
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To: new spartacus; Bahbah
Oh, he's just trying to enlighten we sheeples to know that its ok to cut people down by any means to make all of us "equal". Instead of raising everyone up to a higher level, just bring everyone down!
6 posted on 05/20/2003 9:16:21 AM PDT by eyespysomething (Breaking down the stereotypes of soccer moms everyday!)
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I think your last ZOT! just grazed him.
7 posted on 05/20/2003 9:16:25 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (WWJCD? What would Jeff Cooper do?)
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To: Constitution Day
CHeck over here.
8 posted on 05/20/2003 9:16:47 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (WWJCD? What would Jeff Cooper do?)
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To: new spartacus
ZOT!
9 posted on 05/20/2003 9:16:53 AM PDT by Johnny Gage (Support BACTERIA - It's the only culture some people have!)
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To: new spartacus
I see a little lib'rul
prancing in the snow
He posts on Free Republic
Cause he has nowhere to go
"I am an individual" he says
"I abhor the rule of mob!"
But anyone normal who sees him just says
"Get a f*ckin job."
10 posted on 05/20/2003 9:17:04 AM PDT by TheBigB ("Daddy, what's -b*tch-?" "It's a grown-up word, honey. It means junior Senator from New York")
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To: new spartacus
Don't try and use Rush to advocate your loathsome socialist propoganda you slug.

Have we completely run out of salt for these slimy critters or what?
11 posted on 05/20/2003 9:17:04 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush
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12 posted on 05/20/2003 9:17:44 AM PDT by dighton
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To: new spartacus
I'm not a Rush fan, but what's wrong with these lyrics from a conservative perspective?
13 posted on 05/20/2003 9:17:46 AM PDT by The Hon. Galahad Threepwood
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To: new spartacus
I'm more of a Red Barchetta man personally. Oh, I guess you never caught the pro capitalism / Ann Rand influences in Rush music did you?
14 posted on 05/20/2003 9:18:37 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: new spartacus; biblewonk
Is cut-and-paste your only talent, or is there an original thought to be found in your bong?

15 posted on 05/20/2003 9:19:28 AM PDT by newgeezer (We learn by trail and errror. :-)
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To: The Hon. Galahad Threepwood
This?

For they passed a noble law, And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw.

16 posted on 05/20/2003 9:19:43 AM PDT by eyespysomething (Breaking down the stereotypes of soccer moms everyday!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Good work!
17 posted on 05/20/2003 9:19:43 AM PDT by Constitution Day (This just in: I could really care less who wins American Idol.)
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To: new spartacus
And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw! Rush is awesome. Saw them at the Fleet Center on the last tour and they killed! Opened with Tom Sawyer!
18 posted on 05/20/2003 9:20:00 AM PDT by VANHALEN2002
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To: dighton
LMAO!
19 posted on 05/20/2003 9:20:24 AM PDT by Constitution Day (This just in: I could really care less who wins American Idol.)
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To: The Hon. Galahad Threepwood
Yeah, i thought it was castigating socialism for cutting down innocent trees.

Spartacus, what are you trying to say? Dont do a drive-by post, stay and hash it out
20 posted on 05/20/2003 9:20:30 AM PDT by CaptainJustice (Dangerous Jesus Lover)
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