Student auctions off virginity to pay for studies

Ananova ^ | 15th May 2003

[F.J. Mitchell]

Tag line should have read:

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Richard Branson is man who founded Virgin Airways, Virgin Records, etc.

[winner3000]

(Does the price include shipping? )

It's actually a very short term operating lease with no option to buy.

[Cacophonous]

Thanks for the bump

[Cacophonous]

Thanks for the bump

[johnb838]

HA! Yes, she has now auctioned off her virginity seventeen times.

Which reminds me, once upon a time in Amsterdam I met a young lady, very attractive, very sweet... her position: Nobody gets it for free.

[rudypoot]

Winston Churchill said that.

[sit-rep]

bttt...

[martin_fierro]

I know.

And I still don't want to know. <|:)~

[Redwood71]

"The auction is being conducted by Chilean radio station W Radio CRC and the opening bid was £350.

Station director Mariano Perez said: "I am personally against this kind of thing but people are free to do what they want with their lives."
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And I'm making money off of someone elses pain!

[Ignatz]

Mi brother es a doktor. He weel swear that I am virgeen.

I believe that's "weerchun" in the Common Tongue.

[ditto h]

Has Clinton put in a bid yet ?

You know at this rate, that library will never get finished.

[F.J. Mitchell]

There was a filly from chile
who was no gilded lilly
but she had bills to pay
and auctioned off her virture one day
to fund her education, by golly!
She was one latent hot tamale.

[strela]

It's actually a very short term operating lease with no option to buy.

Subject to frequent and expensive maintenance, no instructions provided, irregular hours of operation ... must have been designed by a particularly sadistic engineer.

[ccmay]

marketing her assets

This is just regular virginity. If you want the assets too, that costs triple.

[husky ed]

You know at this rate, that library will never get finished.

There's always the porn wing. Wait, that't the library itself. Never mind.

[HHFi]

If she wants to auction off her virginity to the highest bidder, she should come to America and appear on a show like "The Bachelor" or "Joe Millionaire." The whores on those shows make some serious money.

[SauronOfMordor]

If she wants to auction off her virginity to the highest bidder, she should come to America and appear on a show like "The Bachelor" or "Joe Millionaire." The whores on those shows make some serious money.

And the show could be taped from Nevada, where prostitution is legal

[wbill]

There once was a man named Willy

Who was remarkably Silly.

At an all-nations ball

Dressed in nothing at all

He claimed that his costume was Chile.

[Sender]

Visit the hormone-charged website of La Cuarta, and read the article for yourselves.

For the Spanish-challenged, here is a tantalizing Babelfish translation:

College student who finishes off virginity chooses today to that she will make it shout "Viva Chile!"

In the deepest mystery they remained yesterday until the last "quotations" by the virginity of Sandy, the young Peruvian college student who finishes off her virtue, due to the economic problems that have faced in Chile, since it got to study Philosophy.

This Monday the term is fulfilled to receive supplies in the electronic mail that opened the "Rumpy to him", conductor of the program "the Club of the Crab", of Radio W, to which chiquilla of 21 years resorted the week last this that has revolutionized the cartuchista atmosphere of the country. The young person would give same his verdict today, that is to say, with whom she will decide to kill the hen.

The fact that the mail of marras, sandy23303@hotmail.com, (will be overloaded) almost immediately, as soon as it left to (cyberspace), evidence that the caliphs must have written by thousands. It was the second that it qualified, because first, swagner@latinmail.com, boycotted a buddy picota (?).

The virginity of Sandy is credited by a gynecologist. "I have a medical certificate that testifies that my hymen is intact. I am virgin. No man has touched to me. If he died tomorrow, he would go me of this world as she arrives' ", affirmed to the young person when sending his peculiar call.

In agreement with the conditions stipulated by Sandy, the interested ones must begin by the contact via Internet, later to continue with a conversation in which the details will be sharpened and, finally, to decide on the best position, pardon, the best option.

One does not believe that martingala of the wrist to take advantage of the jaguars is one (?). All the opposite. The same Rodrigo Artiagoitía advised to him that it threw for the tail, that could not be, that took care of its integrity like huesito santo, because later it had not returned back, and for that lucrecias established a 700 floor of that soon raised the intimidante number of a million grief.

Nevertheless, Sandy insisted and gave good reasons: Him lack money for the studies, as foreign student cannot work and strange to her family. To the "Rumpy" cuore was tightened to him and, after asking to him if it had some grace and to receive the answer of the million, it accepted the extreme resource to him to auction the territory invicto, that one which has not entered Peruvian nor Chilean.