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Student auctions off virginity to pay for studies
Ananova ^ | 15th May 2003

Posted on 05/20/2003 1:10:42 PM PDT by Ethan Clive Osgoode

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To: winner3000
It brings tears to my eyes when I see the youth finally get capitalism! She looked at her balance sheet to get a good inventory of her assets, then is trying to turn her assets into cash flow (statement of cash flows) in order to invest into an intangible asset (education) that hopefully will provide her with future income (income statement) and cash flow! Of course she is selling her assets at the highest market price by marketing her assets through the largest possible distribution channel she could find (radio station?).

Ah, well said. An excellent liberal take and tactic. Why, if we didn't know what you were talking about, I'm sure your sales assessment would get many here to almost invest in this enterprise.

61 posted on 05/20/2003 3:35:29 PM PDT by Colofornian
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To: F.J. Mitchell
ROTFL!
62 posted on 05/20/2003 3:41:16 PM PDT by TonyInOhio ("Chance favors the prepared mind." Louis Pasteur)
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To: Colofornian
Liberal? I am insulted sir! I don't have a liberal bone in my body. As a matter of fact I am disappointed and deeply, deeply saddened that I may be thought of as a liberal. I am a card-carrying member of the VRWC (Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy). Let there be no mistake. I can prove it: liberals don't have my sick sarcastic sense of humor. They have none at all!!
63 posted on 05/20/2003 4:45:16 PM PDT by winner3000
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To: carlo3b; LadyX; Scuttlebutt; parsifal; Fred Mertz; Nita Nupress
Q: what do you call a german virgin...


A: fritzniceandtightly.
64 posted on 05/20/2003 5:19:54 PM PDT by razorback-bert
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To: razorback-bert
Q: what do you call a german virgin...

I thought that was gudenteit.
And no gefingerpoken!
65 posted on 05/20/2003 5:34:39 PM PDT by gcruse (Vice is nice, but virtue can hurt you. --Bill Bennett)
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To: razorback-bert
Q: what do you call a german virgin...
A: fritzniceandtightly.

GASP!...I've never.. }:^)

66 posted on 05/20/2003 6:47:45 PM PDT by carlo3b
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To: husky ed
Has Clinton put in a bid yet?

He's on to bigger things.


67 posted on 05/20/2003 7:23:46 PM PDT by Ethan Clive Osgoode
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To: HEY4QDEMS
Just remember, virgin wool comes from ugly sheep...
68 posted on 05/20/2003 7:26:04 PM PDT by plusone
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To: cmsgop
I'm sure she's hoping for more than an Inchalada.
69 posted on 05/20/2003 7:34:29 PM PDT by babylonian
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To: winner3000
Liberal? I am insulted sir! I don't have a liberal bone in my body

Of course you don't. It was a compliment. I only meant you know liberal doctrine of spin control so well that you did a fine & dandy job of euphemizing as only liberal tactical teams can do! Congrats! You've done your homework well! A+

70 posted on 05/21/2003 5:58:33 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: cmsgop
Priceless!
71 posted on 05/21/2003 6:00:43 AM PDT by Squat
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