CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO

National Enquirer ^ | May 30, 2003 | National Enquirer

[Mister Magoo]

CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

CLINTON

Bill Clinton has been caught on videotape cheating on Hillary -- and the steamy sex romp could torpedo her political career!

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it, an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk, how Hillary's opponents plan to use the video to sabotage her political plans … and more.

Published on: May 30, 2003

[Cyber Ninja]

What about "alone in the Lincoln bedroom sweat-sock sex"?

CB^)

[Quix]

Fascinating.

Somehow, I believe you.

Very interesting.

I wonder if they could be encouraged to keep tabs on the puppet masters. And when the puppet masters start dramatically hedging their bets and heading for their mountain cabins, bunkers and South Sea Islands, could the Enquirer warn us little people?

[CaliforniaOkie]

The real scandal would be a tape of Bill boffing Hillary

Hehe.

[Hildy]

Don't be surprised if more things like this are leaked..but never come to fruition...Hillary needs a reason to divorce him. She knows she'll never make it to the WH with him on her back. If all these things keep popping up, she'll divorce him by saying, "My enemies are doing this to Bill to sabatoge me. In order to save him the humiliation and to live a more normal life, we've decided it would be best to divorce, for everyone's sake." Makes her look like a Saint, him the poor victim and she doesn't have him to look after when she runs for the White House.

[Teacup]

[Marysecretary]

And what did Bush know and when did he know it?????

[MEG33]

I've decided nothing can harm the Clintons' reputation!

[Liz]

"Tee hee. Wasn't me."

[Quix]

As I understand it,

that's not his

uhhhhhhhh

mode

of uhhhhhhhh, release.

[Marysecretary]

HEY! Maybe we'll see him on celebrity boxing one of these days. Wouldn't that be a hoot?????????????????

[Diddle E. Squat]

Hmmm, I wonder if this is a response to Bill's earlier comments on repealing the Presidential term limits?

I hardly think this, if true, would necessarily sink Hillary, in fact I can envision ways in which her response might help jumpstart her presidential chances. And with the book and promised 'candid' interview with Barba Wawa...

[Liz]

Yes, but WHICH department store clerk?

Musta been Paula Jones in her new job after taking
it all off for Playboy got her all that fame and fortune.

[galt-jw]

folks round here sure are ready to believe any article that slams klintoon, even in the Enquirerer, but when criticism comes against bush, notice how they all decry said publications as "rags" or villify the authors.

nice.

[Migraine]

Look at my big hands. You know what that means, don'tcha? Don'tcha??!?

Uh... that you're crooked?

[grumple]

Gasp...what if it were an SUV....

[wimpycat]

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk...

Just goes to show that you can't escape your raising. Trash will out.

[oldironsides]

Way back when he was in all of this difficulty while president, we heard several experts tell us that this behavior would be repeated often. It would only be a matter of time until he was in difficulty once again. He needs help. He has needed help for years. His enablers are many. Read Trooper Patterson's report on what it was like to guard this jerk when he was in Arkansas. Slick likes to take chances and he does not give a damn what happens. He will not change.

[null and void]

She could arrange for him to be Arkansided - however, then she could be a martyr ala Jackie Kennedy.

Bingo. They are already comparing him to JFK...

[Budge]

Bump for later.

[grumple]

Yep..sounds like it was released by the Clinton admin themselves for the expresss purpose of either causing sympathy for Hillary or being able to accuse the Republicans of bad political timing...